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I broke into PewDiePie's epic Gamer Mansion

@pewdiepieburglar / pewdiepieburglar.tumblr.com

Warning This Blog Is Cannon. Jesse, He/him, 27. I dont care a fuck about everything. Formerly KermitPurple.tumblr.com

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

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nendocris

Is that Metal Slug Tactics game still happening?

this statement was in June. I’ll assume it’ll just take a while.

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nendocris

Great! That's all we need to know. There is no reason for them to indulge us with any more info. They're working on the game, that's all that matters! I hope they take as much damn time as possible to perfect the game without stress, after all, they're human! :)

Guy who thinks the Foot Clan is some elaborate foot fetish kink club and he's on his 8th week of Ninja Training still just waiting to see Karai's toes, any day now it's gotta be called the Foot Clan for a reason any day now

I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.

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mamoru

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

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mamoru

what clown

MLP episode where Dash goes to court for an accident while flying but Dash has absolutely no friends who are lawyers because law is for nerds. Twilight really really really wants to represent her but she's being called on princess duty/friendship quest whatever stuff right as it happens and pinkie offers to take her place. what follows is Pinkie Pie absolutely exploding a room full of stuffy lawyer horses with confetti and balloons with every twist and turn made during the case (it is a minor legal infraction so it really shouldnt be this serious) and the episode ends when pinkie throws a party so silly it gets the judgepony to laugh for the first time in three decades and they forget theyre on trial and Dash just leaves

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chirasul

tumblr is doing the same thing to my little pony as it did to breaking bad but in the opposite direction

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chirasul

tumblr breaking bad: jessy we got to get your t refilled before the rite aid closes or it's going to ruin our weekend antiqueing plans

tumblr my little pony: uh oh guys! rainbow dash is threatening to set a taco bell on fire because the city finally shut off her electricity

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toskarin
Anonymous asked:

why is it called shoegaze? is it because you have to keep looking at your ridiculously massive pedalboard to tippy tap on all your silly little guitar pedal switches?

anon that's actually literally the correct answer

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