I'M A TOUGH BITCH, I SWEAR.

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

gay🥡irl

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

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Having a fun night at the arcade 😊

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

My favourite example of the domino effect

Allow me to explain:

WAIT WHAT

The ADHD urge to not

To just not

I have several overdue assignments

Op how could you forget this

TRISTAN FACTS

•31 year old boy •White boy •English boy •Himbo boy •Can only speak english (sad) •Has a difficult past but he's better now •Studied the blade •Kills vampires •Nova's bff uwu •Street smart •And that's being generous

Not @represent-asian judging me for taking thot pics.

Keeping up with like 4 different twitter accounts was exhausting I'm just gonna like nudes and video games on one account now ❤️

“id send you this post but u are dead to me” is such a strange feeling. im retreating to the woods

When you stumble across a meme that perfectly fits the niche of someone you no longer talk to…. like we have parted ways for good reasons but i’m still left with the knowledge that this would make you laugh. What do i do with that

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

Good morning. ☕️

@Chubbyparty