spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

swing by you say

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

Trump really thinks biden is left wing while if you compare it to sweden he wouldn’t even qualify as left and trump wouldn’t even fit on the chart

This. This is what boggles my mind so much. Like, the centrist or right-leaning politicians in central and northern Europe and other parts of the world would be considered extremely left-wing in the US. 🤷🏼‍♀️

“imagine Jesus taking up arms or creating chaos” HE WAS LITERALLY A VIOLENT PROTESTOR, HOW DO WE FORGET THIS

@winking-widow How could you leave this in the comments

FREE THEM

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.

Oh

How much does a box of paper weigh?

Oh …

I love how all these reblogs from ableds are like “boxes of paper are 20 pounds GOTCHA” as if every single person in a 60-person workplace needs to be able to lift a box of paper.

“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”

I deserve more intellectually challenging low-effort justifications for bigotry. Please try harder next time. 1/10.

hi! i’m a secretary with a lifelong congenital back issue that i had fixed via surgery.

the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath​ posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs. 

secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used. 

so “must be able to lift 20 lbs” is a tactic of discrimination, and there’s no excuse for it in office jobs like mine. i can’t actually lift more than 15 lbs and chances are, i’ll never be able to lift more than 20 lbs. i can still do all the duties of my secretary job, though, and it’s really easy to find work arounds for things like heavy boxes of paper. even i can, and my office literally employs 3 people including me. a weight limit is not a reason to deny someone a job. 

At my job these are delivered on a dolly and we open the boxes in the spot they’re dropped and unload the paper one ream at a time. No one, not even the warehouse staff who specialize in heavy lifting, lifts these boxes…

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know

Reblog for trans jesus and pissing of Megan Kelly.

Dont forget Leonardo De Vinci based his white jesus depiction on his gay lover.

Fuck you Megyn Kelly

Zuko trying to convince them to let him join team avatar like:

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

Maybe, just maybe, we find it so rude because they have no trouble interrupting, then shout down anyone who interrupts them. That’s not equality, that’s called being a butch and a hypocrite, and it doesnt look attractive on anyone.

This is what you sound like

And this^^^^, ladies and gentleman, is an example of a woman who should never be in the kitchen for fear of burning food, never drive a car for fear of killing others, never teach for fear of causing retardation, never bear children for the same reason, and in general, should just apologize to trees for wasting the oxygen the produce.

If you want to make stupid sexist comments with no basis, at least have the ovaries or testes and enough intelligence to back your ignorant statements with SOME kind of logic, even if it’s bad logic. You couldnt even do that.

Holy fuck, the next generation is fucked more than a barely legal porn star in a gangbang.

Now this is what you sound like:

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

Cries.

Someone: why are you always so clingy?? 

Me: 

Whoops

Thanks for the memories!

ice cream asks

In one powerful tweetstorm, this woman demolishes the hypocrisy of fat shaming

I thought this tweet was important to include too

this is body positivity that’s like actually important lmao 

No more boom boom

No lies detected