If Crowley had only trusted his instincts and slam-dunked Gabriel to Hell, he'd be absolutely thriving as Beelzebub's kept himbo. Cheerfully and incompetently doing little office jobs to keep him busy. Destroying Hell's records system but nobody can say anything because Beelzebub will feed them to lava spiders. Gabriel would demoralize Hell with his kenergy in a way he never could as an archangel.
Happy new Hozier album release, or, as the Good Omens fandom calls it, happy new fanfic title ideas day.
If Nadja of Antipaxos were to lift up my wounded body from the floor in that red dress, the doctor wouldn't need to bother, I would put myself down
it’s always ‘you seem cool’ and ‘you’re hot’ but it’s never “look at you, you’re gorgeous”
season 3 predictions
yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it
season 3 aziraphale taking crowley’s glasses off sweet passionate kiss in the rain BAM hard cut to them making out on every surface in the bookshop like it’s a shitty 2008 teen movie
“they wouldn’t have sex they’re not humans” aziraphale ate half an ox
Absolutely love that we're bringing the ox into this because it implies that not only would they have sex, they would do it to an extent that no human is even capable of
Ballister: So, what's for dinner? Nimona, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:
maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/
maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/
center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui
hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html
please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.
Just learning about this (!), and reblogging for visibility.
Also sending worried love to all my friends and all the people I don't know in Maui.
I’ve seen a few metas now that describe Crowley as self-loathing and…that’s not quite it to me.
Crowley for sure has Issues. He has a lot of anger and doesn’t always deal with it in constructive ways. He is hypervigilant as all fuck, and the fact that he is almost always correct about the amount of danger he and Aziraphale are in at a given moment just reinforces that hypervigilance feedback loop.
He has the hair-trigger flight response of someone who has spent millennia dodging oppressive forces that are more powerful than him, and this makes him default to RUN even when on some level he knows that is not the right response to a situation. He’s very aware that there are a lot of people out there who can hurt him, and there is no one coming to protect him. The only option is to try to avoid the blow.
And he is absolutely terrified of rejection, for very understandable reasons. This also encourages him to have one foot out the door of a situation, to pretend he doesn’t care, because if you leave first and actually never cared at all then you can’t be hurt. He is painfully aware that good things can be taken away from him without warning, that love that looks absolute can turn out to be conditional, because that already happened to him.
But. As much as I love a self-loathing blorbo, I don’t think Crowley hates himself.
That’s the point; No nightingales.
You idiot..
We could have been.. Us.
colin robinson walking into a room and saying "hey, boners" to the rest of the vampires quite literally almost took me out
I wonder if Guillermo will be able to use his telekinesis in the future to help him continue being a slayer. Can't touch wooden stakes or holy water? Just use your mind to fling them at your enemies!
"the one i love the most is actually nandor. because he's like, the queen bitch" i LOVE shared delusions <3
I AM emotional over Nadja not letting them put Guillermo down. HER CHARACTER ARC.....
Wwdits episode 6
Like oh my God this season has been so good, there's not one single episode that was just okay only banger after banger
Episode 6 it's another amazing one
That thing about vampire and familiar relationship mirroring a marriage or sex comes up again this time with the way Nadja shames Guillermo for "giving it to derek" wheb he could have nandor in that same tone a bad mother would shame her daughter like "You could've at least gotten teen pregnant with a rich guy"
Putting on my delusional hat I think that everyone forgetting Guillermo pain was a energy vampire thing fuck it like it was just weird also we saw that Colin was just a attention magnet this episode anyway having him and nandor together was awesome, him having a boyfriend it's just another amazing thing I mean not surprisingly but a cool little fact about him
Oh the angst the end of this season will be delightful
Now Nadja fighting to defend Guillermo did things to me (random tangent puppy/familiar nurse guide also did things to me)
We are all bitches waiting Guillermo to tell us what kind
Protective Nadja was awesome yeah I'm fucked capital f next week can't come soon enough
guys the silly little vampire family loves eachother???? nadja was ready to die for guillermo practically???? said that he was THEIR ( not just nandor’s!!!! ) familiar???? and i’m supposed to just sit here and be normal?????
To be honest, Guillermo. You too are a whining little bitch 😂🤷♀️
Guillermo is a bit reevaluating his love life's choices.
Yes, Guillermo. It is a little bit crazy 😂