“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates
[emotional video essayist voice] but in the year 1959, hot dr pepper straddled the hips of america
i got really sad when i realized these were separate signs and that i will never be able to go to psychic jimmy john's
Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.
I fully expect to come into a 6 or 7 figure windfall, despite having zero reason to think such a windfall has ever or will ever exist
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman