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  Most importantly Oats Me Goats.Second most important I have thoughts about Mr. Burns a Post Electric Play and I want to talk about how wonderful it is.Spent four years being told my brain was falty you can guesse that I have feelings about that 
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Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.

serious answer: it’s the sex dungeon, and everyone knows it’s the sex dungeon, and alfred is extremely good at getting across the point, in his Very Proper Butler Accent, that domestic staff don’t get to go anywhere near the sex dungeon EVEN WITH an airtight nda contract because someone at some point tried to leak pics to the gossip mags and alfred had to murder them and it was annoying. alfred takes care of the sex dungeon himself. if you find a secret passage on accident you stop and immediately go tell alfred, so he can close the security hole, because if you follow the secret passage yourself and end up in the sex dungeon, he murders you. also if you ever so much as say the words ‘sex dungeon’ he murders you.

funny answer: everyone knows the batcave is underneath the sex dungeon because everyone knows bruce wayne is batman’s sugar daddy.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #2 - “The Last Cookie” (2021)

written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Maria Li, Lan Ma, & Jean Kim
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This is fantastic

And I love that Jason *tackles a fucking child*.  Most in character thing I have ever seen him do.  Change my mind.

hard to see, but Bruce’s mug does in fact say “WORLD’S OKAYEST FATHER”

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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These comments are breaking me

As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent

I realized today that some ppl don’t actually know what intrusive thoughts are

I like to draw on my hands and one of my friends noticed it. She said “I sometimes get intrusive thoughts to draw on my hands”. I’m an incredibly blunt person so I said “I sometimes get intrusive thoughts to stab myself with my pen”

Idk it just bothered me that ppl are using intrusive thoughts for a synonym for any thought that pops into their head

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

The human lifespan, according to tumblr:

Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.

18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!

21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.

The reason we have video of Kevin McCarthy losing repeatedly and Republicans shrieking on the House floor is that the only person who can tell C-SPAN (or any other media) to turn off their cameras is the Speaker of the House.

theres lots of first contact stories, and usually they mostly gloss over the establishment of a pidgin, like theyll mention it but its not the main focus, and thats fine, not every first contact story should be about linguistics, but it fills me with a longing for more stories about trying to bridge a communication gap like that, especially ones that question the ability for advanced abstract translation at all

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not every first contact story should be about linguistics

dubious. every story should be about linguistics.

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point