Imagine the neck strain of looking up at the batcomputer for hours
How the tables have turned
well there’s one thing I won’t have to think of for the next four years
Fuck it’s been four years and I haven’t thought of it
Once the bugs get ironed out, AI Image Generation will forever change propaganda and how easy it is to make and distribute.
Oh, I do not like where this is going.
Realistically, a household the size of Wayne Manor needs more than just a butler, and while Bruce might imagine he can keep his proclivities secret from his own domestic staff, Alfred certainly harbours no such illusions. I've gotta wonder what the orientation lecture he's worked out looks like. Like, of course they're going to be extensively vetted before they ever set foot on the premises, but at some point during the onboarding process the subject of the Batcave has gotta come up – I just wanna know how Alfred broaches that.
serious answer: it’s the sex dungeon, and everyone knows it’s the sex dungeon, and alfred is extremely good at getting across the point, in his Very Proper Butler Accent, that domestic staff don’t get to go anywhere near the sex dungeon EVEN WITH an airtight nda contract because someone at some point tried to leak pics to the gossip mags and alfred had to murder them and it was annoying. alfred takes care of the sex dungeon himself. if you find a secret passage on accident you stop and immediately go tell alfred, so he can close the security hole, because if you follow the secret passage yourself and end up in the sex dungeon, he murders you. also if you ever so much as say the words ‘sex dungeon’ he murders you.
funny answer: everyone knows the batcave is underneath the sex dungeon because everyone knows bruce wayne is batman’s sugar daddy.
I apologize in advance but
Henry:
Joel: *pulls out these pictures from his wallet*
Henry:
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #2 - “The Last Cookie” (2021)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Maria Li, Lan Ma, & Jean Kim
This is fantastic
And I love that Jason *tackles a fucking child*. Most in character thing I have ever seen him do. Change my mind.
hard to see, but Bruce’s mug does in fact say “WORLD’S OKAYEST FATHER”
RIP Chidi Anagonye, you would've hated the new poll feature
my first reaction to this post was "chidi died?? 🥺😭" as if that's not the entire damn point of the show
Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.
Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?
These comments are breaking me
As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent
grier-the-goblin-deactivated202
So what you're saying is: he's happy he got a good grade in ER, something that's normal to want and possible to achieve
I realized today that some ppl don’t actually know what intrusive thoughts are
I like to draw on my hands and one of my friends noticed it. She said “I sometimes get intrusive thoughts to draw on my hands”. I’m an incredibly blunt person so I said “I sometimes get intrusive thoughts to stab myself with my pen”
Idk it just bothered me that ppl are using intrusive thoughts for a synonym for any thought that pops into their head
The reason we have video of Kevin McCarthy losing repeatedly and Republicans shrieking on the House floor is that the only person who can tell C-SPAN (or any other media) to turn off their cameras is the Speaker of the House.
Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.
The human lifespan, according to tumblr:
Birth to 17.99999999 years: Child. Doesn’t matter where you fall in that range. You are a helpless, innocent child.
18-approximately 21 years: Adult. Full internet privileges!
21-25 years: Sketchy adult. You can stay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.
25 years to end of life: Senior citizen. Old fart. Washed up has-been with nothing to contribute to society who should never socialize below their age bracket. Also probably a pedophile.
“Jolene"
Your beauty is beyond compare
I shudder from your Eldritch stare
With scaly skin and fins of emerald green
Why would you leave this gem in the tags
ONE FOR THE MONSTER FUCKERS
theres lots of first contact stories, and usually they mostly gloss over the establishment of a pidgin, like theyll mention it but its not the main focus, and thats fine, not every first contact story should be about linguistics, but it fills me with a longing for more stories about trying to bridge a communication gap like that, especially ones that question the ability for advanced abstract translation at all
not every first contact story should be about linguistics
dubious. every story should be about linguistics.
