Author of:Of Gryphons and Other Monsters.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

Queen of emotional self regulation (fold into myself and never come out for days on end whenever something emotionally taxing happens)

I am a simple girl...I like half bloomed tulips wrapped in brown paper, I love going to the grocery store, I am not over anything that has ever happened to me, I drink hot tea all day, I miss my mom, I worry about my dad, and I dream so vividly of everything that has every hurt me that I wake up everyone morning with jaw pain from clenching so tight

me, through gritted teeth, fighting the urge to commit physical violence from the rage of having an imperfect human body: i have gratitude for the cool spring breeze, i have gratitude for the sound of wind through the leaves, etc

Trout bowl got fired! And salmon bowl!

I am asking you to endure it.

I am aware that this request is fundamentally selfish. I can offer no justification for it, no argument in its favor. It is simply the outcome I desire to see the most. So I am asking you

HAVING A FUCKING TIME

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

The Dakota fire hole 🔥

i’m sorry but it is 2023 some of you NEED to let go of this belief that appearance and morality are linked you can not keep living in this disney world where all bad people are ugly and all good people are beautiful you can not

if your girlfriend isn’t your bestfriend what’s the point

a lot on my mind right now (broths)

simply dont monday

simply don’t tuesday

simply don’t wednesday

Simply don’t thursday