I Dont Want To Live Forever

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

disobeying OSHA is not punk. it is peer endangerment

trinity of litanies against Bad Posts

this person gets it more than anyone else

"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

box car sluts

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

PEDRO PASCAL "Saturday Night Live" (October 22, 2023)

why ai art is bad: it is recycled art from real artists online. it takes multiple pieces of art, photos and other info online created by real people who put time and effort into their work which is what gives it value. ai is not genuine artificial intelligence and therefore cannot come up with anything on its own, only mash up preexisting media. even if it could create something original it takes away all creative value.

why people are posting ai art on tumblr: teehee notes :3

these tags are important ^^

YOU KNOW HE WOULD DO IT

I re-blogged this and then immediately felt like I had betrayed Wayne. The Clarkson brainrot is real. I blame @unclewaynemunson

STRANGER THINGS Season 4 Bloopers | Netflix

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

Nancy with her hair pinned back and out her face with those pink butterfly hair clips and bobby pins so she can shoot and murder Upside Down monsters more effectively

You see, the problem with writing is that it is always easier to just lie facedown on the floor and make incoherent noises.