I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

I can’t

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

my kitten says hello

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

you really need to hit play you just really do

Actual words spoken to me recently.

“I don’t think I’m going to vaccinate my kids because I’d rather have them get sick with real diseases than artificial ones.”

“Artificial diseases” < “real diseases”

Patient Assessment

In the field 

In-class scenario

Basically this.

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

i left the thing that was not good for me, for another thing that was not good for me

i ran out of a burning building and jumped into a pool thinking it was water, and i was wrong

it was acid.

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

i don’t get disappointed anymore, I just be like aw again? ok lol

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

“Obese.”

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

do you ever just feel super unloveable

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

I’m not ready for 2018