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Peter Morwood

@petermorwood / petermorwood.tumblr.com

Novelist, screenwriter, arms & armour fan, amateur historian, passable cook. Interested in many things. Likes cats. CATS ARE NICE.

I’m scared

Back in my RPG-ing days, the G of choice was mostly "Call of Cthulhu", but I did branch out into "Bushido".

There, this chinchilla wouldn't have been a ninja but a Gakusho, a wandering priest skilled in both Bojutsu (staff-fighting) and the medical arts.

This often meant a character who'd piously bash you over the head in Move 1 and piously heal you in Move 3, while delivering a pious homily in both Moves about not doing the thing that invited the bashing - though the healing bit would very much depend on the player, because there were always some for whom head-bashing seemed to be the whole point...

For more warrior chinchillas, see here.

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In the digital art dep't

Okay, this is now sorted out and I can put it aside and go on to other things. (Like actually making the cake. Yes, it'll be chocolate. Yes, I'll post pictures. No, it may not have icing. Yes, it'll look better than the cake in this image. GOD but Daz's (and Turbosquid's) digital-object cakes are, by and large, crap. [Full-size image is here: including (yay!) the kitchen blackboard, which was missing from the previous render. I finally found out where Daz was hiding the controls for the spot render tool. Yeehah.])

Meanwhile, attn: @rembrandtswife: this detail occurred during the late stages of the above image and, in retrospect, was probably inevitable. :)

Officially, the Middle Kingdoms do not have chocolate.

However, DD has a fondness for crossing the streams...

The Fifth Doctor had a cameo in “High Wizardry”.

The Fourth Doctor had a cameo in the ST:TOS novel “My Enemy, My Ally”.

A Delphine (sapient dolphin) crewmember in the ST:TNG novel “Dark Mirror” mentions The Song of The Twelve from “Deep Wizardry”.

So with Carmela Rodriguez loose about the Crossings with a diplomatic 5lb block of Valhrona’s finest in her backpack, chocolate in the Middle Kingdoms may only be a matter of time...

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Si hacen remake de los Vengadores ya tienen sustituto para Ojo de Halcón.

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(fans self) :)

These one-shots - in both the literal and photographic sense - are far more impressive than the numerous cuts and edits employed by another on-line “trick archer”...

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Here’s some various 19th century shorthand systems if you wanna get an idea of what Jonathan Harker’s journal actually looks like

Britfixing for fanfic and other writers - Harker, a British solicitor, would probably have used the Pitman system.

All the booze in all the gin-joints in this crazy world

Bruce Sterling Jan 22, 2019 9:04 AM

*Boy, they drink a lot on the classic movie “Casablanca.” Granted, they’ve all got plenty to drink about, but gee whiz.

*I tried to keep up while watching. I had to do some research.

“CASABLANCA,” a classic movie set in a number of cafes and bars

Wine – English couple in the opening scene are drinking wine at the outside cafe when robbed by a sly pickpocket.

Cocktail – A desperado is waiting, waiting, waiting and drinks while lamenting that he will never get out of Casablanca.

Cocktail – Man tries to negotiate a passage out of Casablanca.

Wine – Man buys passage on a fishing vessel

Wine – Women trying to get more money for her jewels

Cocktail – Englishmen are served by Sascha in Rick’s bar, and toasting cheerio.

Wine – Women gambling at Rick’s while drinking

Champagne glass (already empty) – In front of Rick as he is toying with a chess problem

Wine – Ugarte drinks while bargaining with Rick.

Brandy (Boss’s Private Stock) – Sacha serves the good stuff to the spurned Yvonne, because Yvonne is Rick’s private stock

Brandy – Captain Louis Renault drinks at Ricks. He’s a steady customer, since the bar also has loose women.

Brandy – the Italian Fascist Captain Tonelli drinks while harassed by Lieutenant Casselle in Rick’s.

Brandy – Rick gives some free brandy to Renault in Rick’s office.

Veuve Cliquot 1926 – The top French champagne that Renault recommends to Strasser as the Nazi crassly gobbles caviar.

Wine – Ugarte has a glass when arrested

Wine – Resistance member Berger drinks wine at the bar as Laszlo and Ilsa walk into Rick’s.

Cointreaux – Laszlo orders two for himself and Ilsa as their first of many drink orders in Rick’s.

Champagne – Captain Renault orders “a bottle of the best” when invited by Laszlo to join him and Ilsa at their table.

Champagne Cocktail – Laszlo orders one he joins Berger to conspire at the bar.

Champagne Cocktail – Renault orders for himself and Laszlo at the bar as Berger flees.

Champagne – Renault orders some for Rick when Rick joins the Laszlo party.

Bourbon – Rick drinks American bourbon to console himself for former mistress Ilsa somehow walking into his gin-joint, of all the gin-joints in the world.

Champagne – Rick opens a bottle of champagne in Ilsa’s flashback room in their happy liaison in Paris.

Wine – Rick and Ilsa drink in Paris at the Cafe Pierre.

Champagne – Rick, Ilsa, and Sam hastily guzzle three bottles of Mumm Cordon Rouge as the Nazis occupy Paris.

“The Bourbon” – Ferrari demands his special bourbon in his own bar, the Blue Parrot, when Rick arrives to negotiate. Somehow, Rick refuses the bourbon, saying he never drinks in the morning.

Wine – The pickpocket toasts another sucker in Rick’s before he robs him.

Brandy – Rick is drinking heavily on the second night in his club and Renault joins him for a brandy.

French 75s – The cocktail Yvonne orders when she comes in as the brand-new floozy of a German officer. A “French 75” is an American drink named after a caliber of French artillery in World War One.

Recipe of the “French 75” cocktail 2 oz French cognac 5 oz of chilled champagne 1.5 oz lemon juice 1 tsp. superfine sugar

Champagne – Strasser and fellow German officers are joined by Renault while living it up for the second night in Ricks.

Brandy – Carl serves brandy to the Leuctags to salute their escape to America.

Brandy – Rick offers brandy to Annina (Bulgarian refugee girl) as she prepared to prostitute herself to Renault to save herself and her husband.

Cognac – Laszlo orders for himself and Ilsa the second night in Rick’s.

Brandy – Rick continues drinking recklessly at his own bar.

Champagne – After the publicly defiant singing of the Marseillaise, Lazslo and the French officers toast the humiliation of the Germans.

Champagne – Ilsa and Rick drink in Rick’s room the second night.

Whisky – Rick doses Laszlo with medicinal whisky after Laszlo gets roughed-up while escaping a police crackdown on the Resistance.

Vichy Water – Renault pours himself this non-alcoholic drink of this after Rick has shot Strasser, but in a symbolic act drops Vichy into the trash.

THE END

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…Wow.

Remember that lot of the action in “Casablanca” takes place in bars and casinos - places where people drink!

Also, there’s a war on, with constant German-uniformed reminders of who’s winning. That’s definitely encouragement to reach for the sauce.

French 75 is a rather good cocktail, though NB it’s usually made with gin not cognac.

French 75
The popular story of the provenance of the French 75 is that British soldiers stationed in France during the First World War put together the key ingredients at their disposal – London gin from home and the local champagne – to create a punchy drink, which they named after the iconic French M1897 75mm artillery gun.
[short excerpt from Cocktails of the Movies]
Recipe
1 1⁄2 oz / 37.5 ml gin 1⁄2 oz / 12.5 ml lemon juice 1⁄4 oz / 6 ml sugar syrup Champagne
Shake the first three ingredients with ice. Pour into a champagne flute and top up slowly with champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist.

(The above illustration and recipe are from here.)

This seasonal pasta salad is packed with spring veggies, al dente rotini pasta, sharp and salty feta cheese, peppery arugula, buttery, crunchy pine nuts, and fresh basil then topped with a bright lemon vinaigrette.

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sew-much-to-do: a visual collection of sewing tutorials/patterns, knitting, diy, crafts, recipes, etc.

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cc: @petermorwood (re that discussion about lemon pasta recipes)

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Anonymous asked:

About using chicken fat for the Steldene chicken pastries: it can be done, but the results are slightly less flaky than using just butter (I used 1/3 chicken fat, 2/3 butter.) I avoided the chicken fat meltdown by cutting in the butter first to "almost ready," then adding the chicken fat directly from the refrigerator, broken into teaspoon sized chunks for faster processing. Speed is of the essence :) Results are acceptable, IMHO.

Since we're on the topic of beavers, did you know that most artificial vanilla is made from beaver butt juice? Its technical name is castoreum, and it comes from a gland that's not *technically* their anus, but still very close :)

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No, most artificial vanilla is vanillin. About 300lb of casteorum is produced each year, as opposed to about 3 million tons of Vanillin. But casteorum has indeed been used as a vanilla and a raspberry flavour, put in cigarettes, and is currently used in Sweden to flavour Beaver schnapps.

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BEAVER. SCHNAPPS.

(clutches head) Jeez, and here I thought I was expert in the Weird Alcoholica dep’t.

So when you doff your beaver, you risk getting a splash of dodgy booze down your neck?

Not a prospect that pleases...

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The Museum of Brugge in Belgium (that’s ‘Bruges’ in French) is advertising to fill a vacancy in the position of Museum Cat. To qualify to take on the name and state of Aristide the Fifth. you must be feline (with a minimum of 12 weeks experience as a cat), spayed/neutered, and black.

What is your role?
You are jointly responsible for welcoming museum visitors You are the point of contact for pats and hugs You occasionally provide entertainment and endearment You take naps in the sun, regularly check whether attention is available in the museum inn and stare out the window You perform small maintenance tasks (catching mice, chasing birds, digging in the earth)

More info at the link.

You have a relevant diploma OR have a minimum of 12 weeks of professional experience as a cat.
You have good communication skills. Basic knowledge of cute meowing and loud purring is a plus

Three cheers for whoever wrote this! However there's one sentence whose (Google) translation is a bit baffling:

You have a good knowledge of hanging around, doing nothing and giving cups

The original Dutch / Flemish is: "Je hebt een goede kennis van rondhangen, niks doen en kopjes geven", but I'm pretty sure the word kopjes doesn't mean "cups" in this context.

Can anyone help?

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ETA: Many thanks to the providers of notes and comments explaining that in this instance "kopjes geven" means "giving head-bumps".

(And there it is, further down the translation options: "kop" is "head" in both Dutch / Flemish and Afrikaans, and I should have remembered that "Kopf" is "head" in German...)

One day (fingers crossed) @dduane and I will get back to Brugge and get some kopjes from Aristide V in person...