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Peter

@peterh22

The least tumblr account on tumblr

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

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mako-symptoms

what the fuck

what the fuck

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f-doesnt-stand-for-french

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

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19b4a13

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

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masterkvothe

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression

Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition

dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians

at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND

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gayleafcrime

from now on every time i think about this video im going to reblog it

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theonewhowatches18

Fake ass bitches that won’t even take a step towards actually doing something

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sobeitjayt

When you wear ya Fall outfit while its still summer and you bouta die from the heat

ted cruz is like the epitome of human misery in every video and photo i’ve ever seen of him. 

I have no doubt it was a problem with his staff.