everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck
what the fuck

a MALE toaster oven
I support their forbidden gay love
“Not doin that again that burned”
“We both enjoyed that.”
I’m dying how did this get produced

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned
COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The free section on Craigslist is wild.

Honestly god bless vine for introducing so many young black people to cinematography I can’t wait until black people take over the movie industry.

Idk who started the randomly start dancing as a reaction scene but its keeping me alive and curing my depression
I thought the closed captioning was messed up, but nope, he actually said that.

Two churches located across the street from each other.
Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition
dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians
at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND

im mad these are all bangers

from now on every time i think about this video im going to reblog it

Fake ass bitches that won’t even take a step towards actually doing something

When you wear ya Fall outfit while its still summer and you bouta die from the heat
ted cruz is like the epitome of human misery in every video and photo i’ve ever seen of him.
I have no doubt it was a problem with his staff.

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY










