I actually grew up to be Angelina

Love really makes my dick hard

To anyone with an eating disorder on Thanksgiving: I know it’s scary. Stay safe. You deserve to enjoy your dinner. Treat yourself kindly after you eat. You can do this, and I love you.

I’m so happy I saw this

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

— Maya Angelou

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

— Louis C.K. (via the-healing-nest)

I’ve been ready for October since last October

If your family doesn’t accept your sexuality or gender identity, I am now your family and I love you.

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

hmmm

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

Me when a customer asks me to help them find something that’s literally right next to them:

Bug, help me be more like you

the true genderfluid icon