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So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

If you are so well-known as a strict asshole that you are noted as "Britain's strictest head" in a headline, I absolutely promise you the kids are not only always fucking with you but inventing new ways to do it.

Anytime my mother starts to talk about the issues with public education and she's so fucking close to getting it... Just for her to start ranting that it's all the fault of 'The Gays':

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

OK! OK!

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

OK! OK!

to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...

fool you are in the food

peets in the eats

i just saw a trans dude like My Age say some shit like "im a trans man and im bisexual so theoretically i could date women but then i would be subjecting them to having to date a man and i dong want anyone to suffer that much" and ive seen so many similar videos on my fyp from trans boys so if ur a trans boy reading this i love u its okay to be a man. ur not a monster ur great transitioning wont make you abusive or anything i promise its okay to be a man

“Being a man makes you Contaminated In Some Way and women having romantic contact with men are Suffering” is radfem koolaid.

I mean hopefully people will really start paying attention to how men are treated, even if it only comes from how this affects trans men.

Like...you all did this. Years of stereotyping men, discriminating against men, tearing men down, etc. It's finally bearing fruit for the small percentage of men that you actually care about. Maybe that will be enough to get you to stop.

Heck, maybe we'll start changing abuse and rape laws to include male victims at this rate. Who knows?

Clones go on vacation

i had a dream i was selected to go on an ultimate quest and i got assigned the role of frodo, there was even this whole grand ceremony a lá galadriel bestowing gifts upon the fellowship, and she told us we were traveling to the state of michigan and it would be a terrible hard journey like no other and I remember being so frightened

id be frightened too if i had to go to Michigan

I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

Reblogging a new chain with uncensored captions because disabled people aren't babies

"But I will say one thing before I get off this. The motherfucker who said 'we're going to keep this thing going until people start losing their houses and their apartments.' Listen to me motherfucker. There's a lot of ways to lose your house, some of it is financial, some of it is karma, and some of it is just figuring out who the fuck said that. And we know who said that, and where he fucking lives. There's a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve, while your making 27 million dollars a year for creating nothing. Be careful motherfucker. Be really careful. Cause that's the kind of stuff that stirs stuff up."

Top tier glub shitto sentence.

Finally… a CD-i Zelda-inspired indie title…

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

Steven gets captured by peridot 

*not shown* peridot gettin squashed by the gems

theyre literally always doing sit ups and nothing else i propose uhh whatever this is

I talk to her and she stares at me like I’m deranged. Which is a little unnerving. It’s like she’s self-aware enough to know she’s a cat and that me talking to her is silly. Or maybe she just doesn’t like the noises I’m making. Difficult to say.

reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

i need to quit so bad

Cancel culture strikes again

Please don’t kill

good day