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what if zelda smoked a blount

@perstona420

salem, 24, lesbian, they/them i turned off messages n now they dont work at all sorry guys :(

i DID see people on tiktok saying that we shouldn’t care about palestine because they’re conservative and anti lgbt and a whole bunch of shit and. for real? for real? THAT is touch grass. THAT is go outside and touch grass. zero compassion zero consideration for real people ZERO brain function in fact. like you know there ARE gay people in palestine? like if texas was getting air raided would you say fuck texans, theyre all republican? actually dont answer that lmfao we already saw it happen with the power outages. people will generalize and people will condemn without nuance or scrutiny. no sense of value for human life. who gives a shit about other people lol

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

date of origin: 9th of november, 2016.

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No fucking way

(5/15/21) i'm afraid this won't go anywhere bc i currently have like. 8? followers, i think? but tumblr is less scary to me than twitter so i'm trying again

i used to be @chesthair til i had another mental breakdown etc

i have less than $100 left til i get paid again, i usually spend about $15 per workday on ubers, $4-6 a day on cigarettes, my electric bill and internet are overdue, and there's not a whole lot of food in the house... lol. also, my girlfriend lost her job again!

i'm not having very much fun. uh if you're willing to help please do, even just by reblogging this. thanks. i also do commissions (my ig is @bartshaped if you want to look at those)

paypal / venmo @pisshet / $AspenAdams

hey its me tumblr user zelda harkinian now at zeldaharkinian go refollow me there sexies mwah love u all now i can talk 2 u

@zeldaharkinian hi stinkies im gonna delete this one soon xoxo

another reminder this 1 is gonna b deleted tomorrow probably go follow my new acct linked abouve

oop this ones goin in a couple hours go follow me if u havebt !!! dont get ur hopes up for this url tho im holding on2 this tee hee

hey its me tumblr user zelda harkinian now at zeldaharkinian go refollow me there sexies mwah love u all now i can talk 2 u

@zeldaharkinian hi stinkies im gonna delete this one soon xoxo

another reminder this 1 is gonna b deleted tomorrow probably go follow my new acct linked abouve

hey its me tumblr user zelda harkinian now at zeldaharkinian go refollow me there sexies mwah love u all now i can talk 2 u

@zeldaharkinian hi stinkies im gonna delete this one soon xoxo

another reminder this 1 is gonna b deleted tomorrow probably go follow my new acct linked abouve

hey its me tumblr user zelda harkinian now at zeldaharkinian go refollow me there sexies mwah love u all now i can talk 2 u

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

complementary lobotomy with top surgery

if ur getting them off they remove them the same way they do the lobotomy. if ur getting them on they use the tissue from the lobotomy to fill them in. the doctor is wanted by several governments but still has a good job sticker and lollipop and uses the cool bandaids with the cartoon characters on them

complementary lobotomy with top surgery

I (formerly hundondestiny) think it’s interesting that I’m now blocked from ratliker through this account despite never mentioning her URL nor interacting with her, and that she has made increasingly more insane accusations about our interactions because I’m banned now (as a direct result of interact w her, which is weird considering other people have had the same thing happen! pretty sus) including taking my obviously over the top hyperbolic joke posts from when she was hate-reading me while blocked

and saying that i ever accused her of having rape fantasies about me… like i’m not a genius but i’m pretty sure joking that someone must have a crush on you because they’re obsessively refreshing your page after you blocked them and indicated you had no intent of continuing the argument isn’t the same as saying “RL wants to rape me”

it went from “i’m being sexually harassed” to “they were painting me as a sexually deviant predator” while she knew i couldn’t say anything, and conveniently starts after she realizes i have a new blog with a dono post going around. i’m sure the same person who got me deleted over internet beef once before, resulting in me losing major access to any sense of livelihood at the time, definitely wouldn’t try to paint me baselessly as a terf conspirator just to prevent people from wanting to support me anymore, right?

there’s so much bullshit that keeps her weirdo platform afloat but i’m kinda tired of being dragged into shit i didn’t do nor do i have anything else to do with considering i haven’t been active in like four months.

ok to reblog

also, since it’s mentioned in one of the screenshots, i never said anything about her being on welfare. i believe she made up the lie that i was calling her a welfare queen (which is an anti-Black term that she decided to put in my mouth and apply to herself) because i said she needed to log off, as she goes on 12hr posting stints once she decides you deserve her ire or whatever, and that’s fucking weird. i don’t even remember bringing up a job and i certainly didn’t say anything about welfare.

as someone who has subsisted off welfare and is politically very pro-welfare (bc it’s the closest thing to institutionalized equity that we have in places like the US), those are just things that wouldn’t come out of my mouth. she wouldn’t know that because she’s an idiot who talks constantly and assumes everyone is the opposite to her if they disagree with her on anything, but she keeps getting away with smearing people’s character because they can’t defend themselves against her rampant onslaught of bullshit.

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gaara, typing out his twenty-third tumblr vent post of the night: im ugly and and my parents are dead which is probably the reason i was mildly unhinged in my youth

sasuke, reblogging it: me except i’m not ugly