““If you hesitate between me and another person, don’t choose me.””
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love a person who never hesitates to offer you support and reassurance
Hi cutie!
me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a string
the cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die
My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
hero: *refuses to kill the extremely dangerous and evil villain because ‘i’m better than that’*
me:
Therapy isn’t always about getting better, sometimes it’s about not slipping further than you have.
wig
Bob Ross
Somebody had to make sure humans weren’t the stupidest looking critter around during puberty, and adelies answered the call
I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night
have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck
