attempting not to die

NO WAY

I wanna try gouache

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

This is the men’s tits website but what

Birthday gift for my friend @moistbread

(o´ ∀ `o) ty ty ~

The silly bug guuuy

i actually like it when one half of a ship kills the other half. that’s like texture

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day

a comic about progress

Two kinds of comments and replies on ao3:

1.

commentor: nice fic

author replying: Hello you have done me the greatest of services. The kindest of compassions hast been received from thine good hand. May you be blessed into the coming days, for you have blessed me and mine.

2.

commentor: This tore into my ribcage and you hold my still-beating heart in your hands. I loved the thematic strength of this story–the persistent symbolism within is everything, actually. Your characterization was so on point, I adored the specific choices you made to cement not only the dynamics and show the effect on others but also the further the plot in a logical manner–

author replying: lol thx <3

happy gerard wednesday like and share if its gerard wedgnesday

this is getting me so bad

what’s that old man going to do

what’s this other old man going to do