who knew kermit was a sub

Reblog if it is 182948291093733% ok to randomly message you and become friends

who knew kermit was a sub

me @ the concept of living my life: i’ll wait in the car

I don’t know what I am yet

I added some store tips to a nearby grocery store

Come to my grocery stores

following back!

Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!

I mean… really?

Are you actually defending mayonnaise? 

Im choking omg

And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.

people who act like they’re too mature for pokemon go honestly all sound like this dril tweet

I’m Charlotte Louise

Fox News finds itself in hot water for a racist segment about China. Ronny Chieng reports.

i’m a film student

It’s 4am and I can’t stop laughing at this

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I don’t know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. It’s exactly what it sounds like:

1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.

2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesn’t get a vote.

3. When it’s decided, you’re called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it

Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you don’t like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.

i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

This curve is next level I’m screaming.

trying to hold my life together like