I really love painting in neons
two regular colleagues having a normal one.
(left is Rainbow, my spider, right is Weaver, @weaver-z ‘s Definitely Regular Guy)
spiderifies ocs with a Beam. anyways this is Rainbow she’s what happens when an agender little guy picks up a venom symbiote (girl) without realizing it. she’s spontaneously discovered girlhood and is cute and normal and Doesn’t eat raw meat.
tagged by @abessive-art
rules: 🎧🎵 when you get this, you have to put in 5 songs you actually listen to at the moment. Then tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵🎧
1) “Mercury” (Steve Lacy)
2) “Warrior of the Mind” (EPIC the musical)
3) “Runs in the Family” (Amanda Palmer)
4) “Story 7” (Clipping)
5) “The Killing Kind” (Mariana’s Trench)
anyone who wants to do this can consider themselves tagged by me. have fun <3
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Hannigram and hands and parallels
when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real
my world is crumbling around me
problem: the only nongendered characters who show up in sci fi and fantasy are aliens/robots/hiveminds/other entities without a human concept of gender, where the whole joke is how them not understanding our norms makes them weird
solution, part 1 (the actually important part): write more stories about characters who do grow up with our gender binary and still choose to reject it
solution, part 2: This Swarm Of Insects Has Reflected Long And Hard On The Nature Of Identity And Personhood, And Decided He Still Identifies As A Man
"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
Hello, artist. Nice art you have there. You know what would make it better? Crabs.
But crabs are hard to draw, you say. I agree. That’s why I teamed up with @jopabinia, @JaviPaleobio and @Werner_deGier to make this cheat sheet so you too, can #InsertAnInvert into your artwork with confidence.
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#InsertAnInvert is a series of invertebrate drawing guides done in collaboration with actual experts (like, literal Dr. Crabs and Dr. Cephalopods and all that) so if you could give them a follow on twitter that’d be swell.
High-res PDFs available for free on my rarely updated Patreon. Absolutely no money required. I just think Patreon is useful for attaching PDFs.
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I have reworked one of my projects, so here goes nothing!
HELLO EVERYONE, as this is my new oh I have decided to move over my projects from my old deleted blog into this one. And along with that comes the accursed CW parody gritty teen drama, based on Curious George!
Wherein George is now a Chinese-American 17 year old with a talent for basketball, and rotten luck with the typical school bullies. Follow him as he uncovers his own secret powers (he's the descendant of the Monkey King!) and defeats scary were-creatures typical for the monster of the week CW shows, but much worse because I don't know jack shit about a lot of American things and I will make no attempt to even do any research.
Enjoy! Suffer!! Whichever you wish! This ain't even well written!
I'm just here to have fun >:).
Reverend daughter, Harrowhark Nonagesimus!
one of the most outrageous things about the gravity falls fandom is that I have seen so much fanart of people shipping a twelve year old with a demonic triangle and never a single piece of fanart of dipper & mabel at their bnei mitzvah, which is such an obvious thing to draw considering that it is basically the entire telos of the show. we should all have been inundated with pines twins bnei mitzvah fanart!! and yet
I have to do everything myself around here
So like this is definitely how it happened right?
Dex Reseacher Meowth
comic that makes you say poipole out loud in meowth voice