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my sibling made this frog cake for my birthday <3

yes. please add more if you have any, friends.

My sister made this a few months ago

My sister made one a few months ago

Frog cake I made for my gf’s birthday!

All the forgs make me very happy, please post more, I love

Commissioned this based on the first Forg cake

Made this with my best friend for our other best friend’s 21st this year 🥰

Did my best

May I offer the Danish Kaj Kage (Kaj Cake) named after a character who’s a frog from a children’s show who’s name is Kaj

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

OH THIS IS HEAVEN LOOK AT THEM

The polka dot boots. The unexpected second and third platter. What can only be described as butler behavior.

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

Itchy snoot. 

Only posting this because it made me fall out.

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

lol: lots of labradors

omg: oh my greyhounds

brb: beagles r best

lmao: love my awesome otterhounds

smh: so many huskies

ily: i love yorkies

Wholesome content to start your day — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3n0KuDI

One of the many benefits of therapy. 

This works

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

For those who are considering enrichments for their knights, here are some ideas you may consider if you:

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

oregonzoo on ig

Confirmation that I’m broke. (x)

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!