[the moon briefly covers the sun]

i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

i hope trump looks at the eclipse with his bare eyes

by Noa Ikeda from an upcoming mermaid zine

@sea-rogue

hey

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

Yoon Hyun Min - Arena Homme Plus Magazine August Issue ‘17

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

I hate rich white people

I don’t please donate to my PayPal

never thought i’d see the day where tiki torches had to dissociate from neo-nazis

what a time to be alive 

I never thought I’d see the day where tiki torches did a better job at dissociating from neo-nazis then the man leading my country.

Bias: *Does literally nothing* Me:

parents: why are your grades so low?

me:

get it elle

Be your own daddy, make your own sugar.

How I draw faces

1) circle with lines

2) face, head, neck

3) nose

4) eyes, mouth, eyebrows

5) haaaiiir

6) everything else

thnx 4 help Steph

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭