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kvitoya-deactivated20210415

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

Twas the night before Christmas and I swear to the Lord I will break your goddamn ankles If you don’t buy this ford

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916gawd-deactivated20190411

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

me: im not emo anymore
playlist: black dress-
me: WITH THE TIGHTS UNDERNEATH I GOT THE BREATH OF A LAST CIGARETTE ON MY TEETH AND SHE'S AN ACTRESS (ACTRESS) BUT SHE AIN'T GOT NO NEED SHE'S GOT MONEY FROM HER PARENTS AND A TRUST FUND BACK EAST T-T-T-TONGUES (TONGUES) ALWAYS PRESSED TO YA CHEEK. WHILE MY TONGUE IS ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OTHER GIRL'S TEETH. SO TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND (BOYFRIEND) IF HE SAYS HE'S GOT BEEF, THAT IM A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKIN SCAREDA HIM-