I really do feel some days that my university is trying to get me to kill myself. But I know they aren't capable of that level of interdepartmental coordination.
be careful. watch a TV show during a major transition in your life and it might melt down your frontal lobe, without guarantee of it ever reforming
they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child
girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce
and boys go to jupiter to get on the compupiter
if youre a woman and youre not crazy yoou should think long and hard about how much your'e setting feminism back
i love and respect that post or tweet or whatever it was about how every mountain goats song is like whirring of the ac in a warehouse while john goes “the dog was. brown” but i do think it applies more to older songs. nowadays any mountain goats song is like [sexy saxophone riff] john darnielle sounding really excited: I HAVE A FIVE STEP PLAN FOR MAULING YOU TO DEATH [bass lick] WHEN THE COPS COME TO MY DOOR I’LL KILL THEM TOO [more saxophone]
have you guys heard about this new video game? it’s called microsoft outlook and it fucking sucks 👍
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"this page looks better in the app" "log in to continue" actually I'm going to shoot you with a gun
You cum inside of me and everything fades to black except by a message in the middle of the void that says you can now summon me in battle then the message fades away and everything goes back to normal
The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.
evil infodumping where you just tell lies
older brother
today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction
American contemporary erotic folk art piece
