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your local jestie

@perjuryfan

they/them trying to be funny and have a good time

hi! my name is hans, i use they/él/er (ENG/ESP/DEU) pronouns, and i'm 20, bi and 🇨🇱 chilean

i speak spanish, english, and german, but 98% of the stuff on here is in english

i'm into homestuck, danganronpa, the locked tomb, and more!

i'm also an engineering student planning to major in computer science

feel free to DM me or send an ask!

formerly known as @shamefultrashninja

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I have another cat named Chowder and we found him living in our house under a couch. He has the biggest head my vet had ever seen and his tongue is too big for his mouth. 

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biggest head 

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Ok you guys can have some more chowder pics

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Chowder uses his own massive head as a pillow 

Anonymous asked:

you literally didn't come up with "god won't let me die" though. sorry, i believe you if you say you remember doing so, but this is a sore spot for me bc i followed the person who did & whose personal text post blew up hugely & popularized the phrase for many years before they left tumblr (part of the reason they left being that people wouldnt leave them alone and the rampant misattribution of their words which were personally meaningful for them and which due to psychosis they believed to be 100% factually true). they were an extremely traumatized & abused individual with severe psychosis & religious delusions and they were rarely doing well and i really miss their presence and i hope they're doing okay. i wish everyone would stop using their words as a funny meme phrase but thats long been out of my or anyones hands. but you did not come up with that.

that person was literally me

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like that was literally my post which i made during an episode. i may have been upset at the time but now i don't mind if people use it as a meme phrase because it was venting expressed as a joke.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

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querched up white boy

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”

dark-deathrage

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

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looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol