if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to
• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun
my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day
I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive
*expresses emotion* lol ignore me I'm just being silly
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
Charles Bukowski, "legs, hips and behind," from What Matters Most is How Well You Walk through the Fire