Why am I laughing so hard at this
You cannot possibly guess where this is going
I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.
Lmao this is the content I am here for.
What a lovely wooden horse. I'm sure there's no one inside it.
Anonymous asked:
building a creature i'll go first legs
legs
Legs
feet...
Legs
I dont think i will, thanks
I fell for it you BASTARD
Anonymous asked:
why don't you have any checkmarks?
Because that is false authority. I have real authority which is to say I am loud and asshole.
My mantra
now that reddit has gone to shit and like half their users are protesting, how do you react to the idea that more creditors might spend their time on tumblr?
all websites fall but tumblr, like a cockroach, still stands
I hate it here
This aged well. They certainly sent a few thousand people there....
(from a late 90s travel brochure)
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
yuo cant say this during plague month
pride month. pharohs curse got me
it’s been an honor serving with you all
suddenlyoranges
wait what the fuck
Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.
LET GO!!!!!!
Love this post. REally lets you step into the shoes of someone stealin gummy worm
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
In all fairness juan is way funnier than any minion ever
Imagine ripping major ass in knight's armor like it would make an ungodly rumble and fill your armor with an inescapable stench
House is pregnant
th3d0n
only here
