ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

Cool as fuck

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

i’m 5’3. And i’m about to change the course of your life forever

you are all so fucking hateful and mean to me

Lets have some truly cute bunny media for once

my bun has one too <3

ngl this goes crazy

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

the club got so intense last night they brought out the big parachute for everyone to lift up and down

YOU hate JK Rowling!

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

literature…

This is a beautiful window into how powerful friendship and companionship can be

why did the weed man heart react to my text

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest