What’s the best combo?
personality test: when the flight attendant asks you what drink you want to have on the flight, what do you request?
I refuse to believe this is a real song in a real movie
Disney makes movies like they hate money.
I've seen this clip go around a couple times and I have not gotten more than 7 seconds in before scrambling for the mute button. It's just a discordant mess of nonsense.
This sounds like someone doing a parody of Lin-Manuel Miranda
funny youd fucking say that !!!
"remember that swaaaws" why does this sound like it's already been youtube pooped
If anyone has any money to spare and would like to help support my school’s Interior Design end of year exhibition it would be greatly appreciated. We’d like to put on a good event and every little bit helps.
If anyone wanted to reblog to spread the word that would be cool too.
people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist
Poll Tuesday
I feel like I’m exposing myself a little bit with this bc my introduction to fic is soo random I think, but whatever your answer please tell me the story! I wanna know haha
So the Star Wars special editions were released in the theaters in 1997 and somewhere in my relentless poking around the poky corners of the internet (items of interest no longer extant: a site on how to individually train yourself in submissive behaviors for the day to come when you found your One True Dom called “sharpening the sword” [I was literally looking for info on Japanese sword-sharpening techniques] and step by step instructions on how to achieve oneness with the universe via breaking the blood-brain barrier with at-home trepanation using a power drill) (I digress) and came across a SW fanboard with links to “these great stories” - and my tiny mind was blown. It was this whole saga about Darth Maul’s (sexy) redemption arc, with forays into a force-sensitive cat called My Apprentice and something about Admiral Piett and his espresso addiction.
I’ve never looked them up since because they shine like jewels in my memory. I did find the big Escaflowne fic that I was obsessed with 10 minutes after this in Ao3, hooray!
(And of course, in 1984 I wrote a sci fi au Duran Duran self-insert fic in a spiral notebook with yellow paper, but I didn’t know it was fic)
I kind of feel like I always knew fanfic existed o.o I literally cannot remember how I found out about it. I wrote fanfic when I was like 8 of Redwall and The Cold Moons (Watership Down but with badgers) and then again in junior high of Sailor Moon (no none of it will ever be posted on the internet, I don't think I even have it anymore)
A bunch of us are definitely showing our fandom age here. I think mine would have been looking at Red Dwarf stuff on del.ici.ous in like 2006 and finding links to livejournal communities, which quickly led to finding fanfic.
if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag
oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic
austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind
sub plots of the movie include him learning who he thought was a woman he previously had relations with is a trans man now and powers teaching him the ways of picking up women & powers learning he has a daughter from one of his many escapades who's accidentally followed in his footsteps to also become a spy. the two have to team up and powers struggles being a father after being absent for so long, but eventually it's revealed his daughter is a lesbian and they bond over their mutual love of shagging women
the only joke made in regards to the trans man's gender is powers going "you're a man now? now that's groovy, honey! sorry, is it still okay to call you honey?"
the trans man is revealed from powers learning about bisexuality and lamenting that he could've also been shagging men this entire time, only for the trans man to be like "well...."
instead of the usual awful transphobic joke of being disgusted powers is instead ecstatic that he's already had relations with another man and that the pressure is already off for future encounters
there's a mid credits scene of him celebrating his first planned encounter with a man and him making a comment about how he's finally been with "both" genders, where he's then informed of non-binary people existing and how there's a whole world of genders for him to explore and it freeze frames on his shocked but absolutely delighted face
Some WIP renders from my latest commercial project.
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futurama episodes be funny as hell and then the last 2 minutes are like
*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw
Girl, help!!! I'm thinking about how in s3 when Angel returns from hell he falls out of the sky but when Buffy returns from heaven in s6 she has to claw her way out of the ground I'm??!???!!! I don't know what it means I don't know if it means anything at all but I'm thinking thoughts
How good is your mind's clock?
Find a stopwatch or stopwatch program. Hit start and start counting. At 5 seconds, close your eyes and keep time in your head. Stop the stopwatch as close to 20.0 seconds as you can.
