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Paget Brewster as Beth Huffstodt Huff | 2.08
hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator
The difference between Gideon, Hotch and Rossi and their team of BAU profiler children.
The BAU team in an SUV with Gideon: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Gideon: No. There’s food at home.
The BAU team: I hate this fucking family.
The BAU team in an SUV with Hotch: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Hotch: *pulls into drive-thru*
The BAU team: *cheers*
Hotch: One black coffee please.
The BAU team in an SUV with Rossi: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Rossi: *ready to buy them the entire menu* McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Hotch: Why is Garcia and Morgan sitting with their backs to each other? Emily: They had a fight. Hotch: Then why are they holding hands? Emily: Penelope gets sad when they fight.
Emily: Reid is NOT allowed at my 2nd funeral. Bitch just told me I'd be having an open casket to 'be sure'.
Hotch: why do I have to be the one to do this?
Penelope: because you’re the boss man!
Hotch *sighs*: 7 tickets for Barbie please
The team *except for hotch and Rossi*: YAYYYY!!
Look at this pic from Starkids twitter. Look at them!!!
best underrated lines in npmd:
•”…this project’s on thermodynamics, what the fuck are you talking about?”
•”had to sell your bowtie to feed your fucking family”
•”i think i’m in love with you?”
•”am i reading as ghost or lin-manuel miranda?”
•”no, he thinks the ghost is real, he’s just really fucking brave”
•”we can’t have a party here, this place is hella haunted”
•”i’m gonna strip him down!” “why?!”
•”you smell like an open asshole right now”
•”my dad sells women’s shoe. SHOES”
•”does your phone plan cover calls to hell?” “hell?” “she’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be!”
•”i’ve done so many terrible things!”“dismembering a body?” “well we all did that”
•”don’t comfort her, she’s fucking weird”
•”i don’t get you kids! popping tide pods like they’re fucking candy”
•”think you two can stay out of trouble tonight?” “i make no promises!” “what the fuck did you just say to me!?”
•”i took 4 years of tap. mom said it would help me make friends. boy was she wrong!”
If I had to describe Nerdy Prudes in 4 words, I guess it'd be...
A new character portrayed by a middle aged woman: *1 second of screen time*
Me:
