A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

what if it was all a dream

Bring him back. This isn’t RIGHT

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

fuck you I can hear it

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

Good news!

Do any of you remember in 2012 when that shit was all over Tumblr??? Literally couldn't escape it

i would treat her right

just once i want her to win

adulthood

call me soft or whatever but i find it so incredible that people manage to keep themselves alive. like you’re paying rent?? maintaining relationships?? going to work?? every day single day?? in this economy?? on the mental diet we’ve all been raised on?? the effort you must be putting into your life simply by living it is olympian. and it is impressive

if a crab was verified would it do it like this or like this

or like this or like this

Pokémon Camp - Lycanroc (Dusk Form) and Dedenne

This picture goes hard as hell. Feel free to screen shot

hey girl 😏 the ritual begins

@thyrell

@thyrell

@thyrell

@thyrell

Thyrell did you remember to take your caffeine nicotine red bull taco bell ibuprofen and hate today? for the love of god PLEASE say yes

@thyrell

@thyrell

AAAAAUUUHGGUUHUUHGGHHH I FEEL THE CAFFEINE NICOTINE RED BULL TACO BELL IBUPROFEN AND HATE

I dont care about whats happening in this post at all but I want that dragon to rail me

you know what yeah me too

*sees a take* oh wow that is objectively bad

*sees my mutual agrees with that take* actually it’s uhhh it’s a complex issue. there’s room for— there’s nuance

Paul justifying anything John says

this person is talking about the fucking beatles on an already kind of shitty tumblr post. where am i.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE

Temporary Secretary - Paul McCartney