"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" well i can make him Robin
was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag
Sword inscribed "Ramon made me", Spain, late 15th-early 16th century
from The State Hermitage Museum, St. Petersburg
And Ramon did an AWESOME job!
Source: hermitagemuseum.org
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited
If you deal with a ton of unbearable older white men and/or normal dog owners, call yourself Maverick
With older white men, you will hijack their brains into Toxic Masculine Nostalgia, typically about either Top Gun or some old cowboy show, and they will adore you from the childhood boyish part of themselves that want desperately to be named Maverick as well.
With dog owners, you have a 1/20th chance to have the same same as their dog.
Imagine if a hog saw this
Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying
yo mama so old her childhood best friend was the Last Universal Common Ancestor
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
"Disaster Taxon," poem assembled using text from Wikipedia articles
oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs
the guys are now for sale !! theyre all 50 usd each, ill be updating this post if any get bought !! ! dm me to claim :3
atm availiable : deer, bunny, dog and cat !!!!!
idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.