Hes so important to me actually
And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close
unlike all u ai-poisoned freaks i dont need character.ai to imagine my fave in situations
down is 10x funnier if you think about it from the employees’ perspective because not only are btb and zomburger assumedly out of a job, but they just witnessed the equivalent of what would happen if your boss and the boss of a rival company across the street who your boss divorced like 20 years ago both got in a fight in front of you and the only insight you had beforehand on their beef was like, the occasional lighthearted spat in the parking lot, but this time you just stood by and watched as the rival company’s boss just fucking shot your boss point blank between the temple and then went missing immediately after
oldie from a few months ago when i was testing out vintage horror-esque styles… i love this creep so dearly
Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence
Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.
And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.
if I ever visit Europe I’d be torn between a.) taking the opportunity not to have to smile at people and b.) unleashing the dreaded American Smile upon the populace to give them something to complain about
gonna walk through the streets of Eastern Europe in a Stetson and silver cowboy boots grinning at people like a hostile chimpanzee and greeting them with “howdy!”
Do you want to get assaulted or trying to make an old lady invite you to her home to find out what's wrong with you and then gossip about it with her friends?
yes? obviously?
You are on the right path to accomplish both of those missions but keep yourself safe and don't do anything too crazy. Some people aren't going to receive you well, especially because you are American
if I am slain for my unsettling rictus cowboy swagger it will be an honorable death
hate to break this to yall but in Grosseto, Italy we already have a guy in a stetson hat and spurs saying howdy and he's not even american
we will have a summer wedding
Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it's not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it's crying. This feels unfair.
Something bad: *happens*
Me: ok. anyway *develops feelings for a video game character*
the funniest thing ever just happened to me
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.
Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.
Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about