I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
Fucking favorite
Anonymous asked:
I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that
He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.
Nobody's doing it like him
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
you’re gonna go to the hardware store. you’re gonna get some joint compound. you’re gonna get some caulk, and you’re gonna caulk that shit. [okay, well uh, fyi] “fyi”? [i’m not your fuckin gopher] fiy FIY YOU COCKED IT UP YOU’RE GONNA CAULK IT OUT [okay well i would love to but uh my license is expired, EFF. yi] (you drove in this morniiiinnggg…..) sydney. you wanna help, you can take him [NAH. time out, i’ll uber, thank you] (grow uppp) [thank you] SURGE RATES, FUCKO.
hey bi people
Holy fuck
How could you forget 420A55?
[ID: a tweet reading "with LGBT+ you get to be gay without the ads /end ID]
Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"
Otter enclosure immersive experience...
me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat
me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat
me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat
Life could b a dream...
happy pride to life could be a dream capybara post
if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have
we would have entirely NEW problems. the tapestry discourse would be intense
