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unreliable narrator

@peppermintschnapps / peppermintschnapps.tumblr.com

I've read wikipedia articles you people wouldn't believe. (aussie. she/her. born 1993)
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killrockstar

asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so

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I got BANNED from dark souls 3 multiplayer on march 3rd bcuz some stooge invaded me and dropped 99 embers and I was like "oh isn't that so nice of them!" -- BAM online ban.

and I was playing the campaign with my 2 friends!! so our adventure was RUINED. so I tried msging bamco support and every time just got copy pasted script responses saying I was messaging the wrong region (I tried every region) or sometimes they just wouldn't reply to me at all.

so on April 9th I sent bamco a very insane and emotional heartfelt plea and a selfie of myself holding a handwritten note saying please unban me

and today April 16th, I got a message back saying they've removed the penalty from my account and UNBANNED ME! ✨

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS TO ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND KEEP HOPE IN YOUR HEART and also to be an unhinged insane (but not unkind) person to support staff members ✨✨

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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business