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An Ill-made Knight

@pensivefabulist / pensivefabulist.tumblr.com

When the world ends twice, you'll know it.
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pissvortex
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goobra

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

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morgeysplace
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gendernewtral

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

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mortimermcmirestinks

my two favourite things about this

  • everyone knows what this is
  • the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago
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thegreatspacehobo

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

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casfree
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math-memes

what the fuck is this post for. its not even funny or even a meme its literally a middle school math lesson. fuck you and fuck this website

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madhopz

literally every time i’ve had a mouth full of food in the past few days i’ve without fail thought about “I’m baby. Call 911” and nearly inhaled my meal trying not to laugh

The origin of “I’m baby”… THIS is a world heritage post

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madhopz
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lmaonade

i hate how much a third monitor would improve my general workflow bc even two monitors is too much i wish i could be happy with one lmao

In your attempt to make the internet a more "friendly" place you made it more sterile and boring than ever

Oh wait this is the wrong post lol

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lmaonade

i was like god damn what did i do

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morgeysplace
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apricops

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?