Real love is sitting in a apartment with your Significant other and y’all don’t have cable or internet so y’all just sit around all day doing nothing

Sound like 2 broke ass niggas to me

When a date goes well

See, this is nice. Wholesome. After a date, and everything went well, you guys have donuts. That’s so sweet!

Y'all really don’t be using condoms, huh?

Condomssssssss?!?!

mood

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

nicki:

me:

gina

Florida living 5 feet above sea level and voting for the party that doesn’t believe in climate change…

i swear to god i am anna nicole

Me: Man that movie was awesome.

Friend: Nah, the book was better, it didn’t have…

Me: