The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.
Anodization in action. This is how we safely change the colour of your jewellery, no paints, sprays or coatings - just electrical voltage. For you nerds out there the eltrical voltage is changing the thickness of the oxide layer, which causes it to refract light at different spectrum levels, thus giving the appearance of different colour. Anodizing is completely safe for fresh and healed piercings and for long term wear. You can also change the colour of your already anodized jewellery to a different one further down the spectrum and have faded jewellery re-anodised. At @thepiercingurge we provide this service free of charge so you can look that extra rad without breaking the bank.

these damn wizards have crossed the line with their alchemy this time
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile

im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
you've heard of the big bad wolf, now get ready for
small good cat

i don’t recall making this vine but obviously it must have happened at some point because this is 1000000000000% me

so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

THIS NEVER GETS OLD
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

Me: *tip-toes in moms room at 3am* Me: mommy…u up? Mom: yes hunny is everything alr- Me: then why ain’t you murderin that mothfukin like?
does anyone have more pictures of dogs making this face? i need to start a collection
me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac
every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO

i relate to this so much




