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tylerthelatteboy-deactivated202
do you remember the first time you were called annoying? how your breath stopped short in your chest the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue. your eyes never left the floor that day. you were 13. you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,” apologies littering every other sentence, words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years. i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious. all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard for 3 minutes for 10 minutes for 2 hours forever. there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart; mostly because they can’t handle their own. but you will never be and have never been “too much.”

"this started as something completely different, but everything comes back to you, doesn’t it?" - tyler ford (via tylerthelatteboy)

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literalpoop-deactivated20140828

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair

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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

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oeuniverse-deactivated20140919

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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lordofthejohnlock-deactivated20

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

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clamjob-deactivated20140702

having a crush on someone that i have no chance with is my specialty

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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weedjoke420-deactivated20140603

i am seriously so embarrassed for people with “420” in their url like grow up

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People who say everything happens for a reason haven’t accidentally dropped their entire dinner on the floor