She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.
dankosaurus
i sleep a lot because i have Depression
dontbearuiner
This post is very important.
emikogale
This is the best part about owning a pet.
Source: meowoof.com.au
punkmineral-deactivated20130829
omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
thevardi
PAGE 1 OF 184
One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
jenstiel
riningear
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
somebrokecollegegirl
Anonymous asked:
how do you tell your ex you still love them??
you dont
handsometruth
MISSING ALERT!
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sagesenora
I'ma miss the hell out of him.
protect him at all cost
Who do rappers REALLY make their music for?
Drake makes music for black guys who act hard but are actually soft and they still go to their grandmas house on Sundays and mow their yard for free.
Joey Bada$$ makes music for teenagers now who wish they were teenagers in the 90’s but they’re pissed off because they have to deal Macklemore instead.
Iggy Azalea makes music for white girls who like black guys but are afraid to tell their dad because they would get disowned.
Yelawolf makes music for white people who wear camo and live in the country but are ashamed to say they like hip hop because their parents are racists.
Gucci Mane makes music for full grown men with learning disabilities and have 9 children with 3 baby mamas and owe outrageous amounts of child support.
Childish Gambino makes music for teens who don’t like hip hop but say they do when they’re at high school party’s just to sound cool.
Tech N9ne makes music for weird black and white kids who wear skinny jeans but are afraid to say they like ICP because they’re just too weird.
Tyler, the Creator makes music for 11-15 year olds who are shithead delinquents that are overly obnoxious and troll YouTube comments.
Kanye West makes music for himself and doesn’t give a shit if you like it or not because he knows you’ll buy it anyway.
Wiz Khalifa makes music for dudes who get stoned and starts freestylin’ at McDonalds at 2 AM and they think they can legit rap but really they’re just super high.
2 Chainz makes music for black guys who think he’s smart because he went to college and white guys who think he’s funny because he acts dumb on purpose.
Kid Cudi makes music for 24 year olds who haven’t figured out their life, overthink everything and can’t make decisions so they smoke weed to ease their mind but it just makes them lazy.
Pitbull makes music for people who were born in the early 2000’s that think hip hop started in 2007 and they only listen to the radio and don’t know what the internet is.
Lil Jon makes music for black people who hate dubstep but since he says 8 words in all of his songs, they’ll let it slide and say he’s a rapper.
Hopsin makes music for people who think mainstream hip hop is wack but they try to be deep and talk about it too much and force it down our throats so we end up hating it instead.
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cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012
