Ngl the “your are” bit is really getting to me
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
- I don’t believe in these things
- But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
- But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
- Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Puffers are so cute!!!!!!
Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls
I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger
Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.
maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows
Hello fishy my old friend~
It’s exam week
Sup Rodger Dodger,
I never do these but imma need a lot of self-discipline and a lot of motavation this next year. If u could maybe throw in a lotto win or something that would be great too. If u can’t do that idk.... just give a whole bunch of deserving people a fufilling life with a good amount of happy times.
So Rodger, the devine bestower of amazing stuff, please send some help
meirl
Rest in Power to Our Allies Who Risk Their Life Fighting With Us and For Our Rights
May her memory be a blessing Z"L
it gets worse tho! the original person who reported this on twitter said she did NOT die of asthma related syptoms. Thats what they WANTED us to think!!
she died bcause they sprayed so much tear gas in her face that she inhaled too much and DIED. HER DEATH WAS NOT CAUSED BY ASTHMA RELATED SYMPTOMS. Only tear gas. Solely tear gas.
They murdered her.
And remember not to say Rest In Peace for her. She was jewish. Say “may her memory be a blessing” like it says above.
I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.
When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.
Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.
They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.
here are some reconstructions of Tenochtitlan
Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of our mistakes.
The color yellow has the same vibe as Wednesday.
No! Wednesday is Pink!
Idk man wednesday feels like piss yellow to me, monday is more pink
Wednesday feels like a yellowish green, Saturday is pink
No no you don’t get it, there’s literally a pink monday in the Netherlands and if I’m right it’s a pride thing
Is thursday/Friday like a gradient lavender-to-eggplant
Valid
CAN I PLEASE SAY THAT
JULY IS BLUE
hmmm valid but what do you think November is? I think it’s purple or dark blue or something like that
I think it’s a nice deep relaxing red. Like the background of your blog kinda red.
Thanks my birthday is in November
My birthday is in November too!
Oh no the pineapple is copying me. If you don’t hear from me again, they ate me and assumed my IRL identity
Ahahaha(nervous laughter)say whaaaaat? Me, steal someone’s identity, never
As if that’s what will happen when the pineappleocalypse occurs where all of the human race shall become me and only me as a hivemind like system, how dare you insinuate that
Well duh it’s because I’m interesting and cool *dramatic hair flip*
*even more dramatic hair flip*
*most dramatic hairflip possible in existence*
*Wig toss*
Haha baldy
When you said baldy this is what came to mind, lol
It’s one of those moments where I deeply despise you
UwU
Don’t UwU me I’m already having Hawwoween flashbacks
[The world goes dark]
Oh fuck I just realized I like it when others do the ominous response thingy :D
It just came to me in the moment.
That’s the entire point of them!!
Let’s Play
Ready Go
And who am I to avoid showing art
This post went from a mean girls reference to…… whatever this is
Wait that was a reference
Yeah to mean girls (specifically the musical but It works with the movie) “On Wednesdays we wear pink”
OH YEAH I VAGUELY RECALL THAT but I wasn’t paying attention to the movie since it was absolute garbage and I hated it but I was FORCED to watch it during Dutch lessons. I mean cool, a movie instead of lessons, but I’d rather have lessons if it’s going to be awful movies that think they’re good.
Guys this is getting out of hand thursdays are dark red
I totally agree sorta, I feel like dark blue would do better but that might have to do with dutch names
what is going on
A pandemic
theres another one? we’re not even done with covid??
You know that some shit went down on a TV show when the end credit scene that is normally filled with music is eerily silent
UNDERCOVER COPS ARE BEING CAUGHT PLANTING CARS/BRICKS, SETTING FIRES AND BREAKING STORE WINDOWS TO MAKE PROTESTS LOOK VIOLENT
DON’T BELIEVE THE MEDIA
#STAYWOKE
2020 – what happened so far
(it’s impossible to include all, but I try my best)
January
- January 1 – Palau became the first country to ban sun creams containing ingredients that are harmful to coral and marine life.
- January 2 – The government of New South Wales, Australia, declares a state of emergency whilst the government of Victoria, Australia declares a state of disaster amid large bushfires that have killed as many as 500 million animals.
- January 3 – A US drone strike at Baghdad International Airport kills Iranian general Qasem Soleimani and Iraqi paramilitary leader Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis.
- January 5 – Iran pulls out of the 2015 nuclear deal, will not limit its uranium enrichment.
- January 7 – 56 people are reported killed and over 200 injured in a crush at the funeral of general Qasem Soleimani in the city of Kerman, Iran.
- January 7 – A 6.4 magnitude earthquake in Puerto Rico, island’s largest in a century, kill 1 person and destroy 800 homes.
- January 8 – Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 is shot down by Iran’s armed forces shortly after takeoff from Tehran Imam Khomeini Airport, killing all 176 people on board.
- January 8 – Duke and Duchess of Sussex announce they are stepping back as “senior” royals, will work towards becoming financially independent.
- January 16 – The impeachment trial of the President of the United States, Donald Trump, begins in the US Senate.
- January 26 – Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter Gianna Bryant dies in a helicopter crash.
- January 30 – The World Health Organization (WHO) declares the outbreak of the disease as a Public Health Emergency of International Concern.
- January 31 – The United Kingdom and Gibraltar formally withdraw from the European Union at 11PM (GMT), beginning an 11-month transition period.
- January 2020 was the hottest January in recorded history according to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
February
- February 3 – Cruise ship Diamond Princess with 3711 passengers quarantined in Yokohama port, Japan after cases of coronavirus found on board.
- February 5 – The US Senate acquits US president Donald Trump on articles of impeachment.
- February 8 – 20 people dies in a mall shooting in Thailand.
- February 9 – Deaths from the Coronavirus overtake those of Sars (2003) with 813 deaths worldwide.
- February 10 – More than 30 bushfires put out by heaviest rainfall for 30 years in New South Wales, Australia, helping end one of the worst bushfire seasons ever, 46 million acres burnt, over 1 billion animals killed, 34 people dead.
- February 11 – Snow falls in Baghdad, Iraq, for only the second time in a century.
- February 23 – First major coronavirus outbreak in Europe in Italy with 152 cases and three deaths, prompting emergency measures, locking down 10 towns in Lombardy.
- February 23 – China’s Supreme Leader Xi Jinping describes the country’s coronavirus outbreak as the China’s largest health emergency since 1949.
- February 24 – Former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein found guilty of rape and a criminal sexual act.
- February 29 – Luxembourg becomes the first country in the world to make all public transport in the country (buses, trams, and trains) free to use.
- February 29 – A conditional peace agreement is signed between the United States and the Taliban in Doha, Qatar. The U.S. begins gradually withdrawing troops from Afghanistan.
March
- March 8 – Italy places 16 million people in quarantine, more than a quarter of its population, in a bid to stop the spread of COVID-19. A day later, the quarantine is expanded to cover the entire country, becoming the first country to apply this measure nationwide.
- March 9 – International share prices fall sharply in response to a Russo-Saudi oil price war and the impact of COVID-19. The Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) plunges more than 2,000 points, the largest fall in its history up to that point. Oil prices also plunge by as much as 30% in early trading, the biggest fall since 1991.
- March 11 – The World Health Organization declares the COVID-19 outbreak a pandemic with 121,564 cases worldwide and 4,373 deaths.
- March 11 – Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 23 years in prison for a criminal sex act and rape in New York.
- March 12 – Global stock markets crash. The Dow Jones Industrial Average goes into free fall, closing at over −2,300 points, the worst losses for the index since 1987.
- March 13 – The government of Nepal announces that Mount Everest will be closed to climbers and the public for the rest of the season due to concerns from the COVID-19 pandemic in Asia.
- March 14 – Spain goes into lockdown after COVID-19 cases in the country surge.
- March 16 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average falls by 2,997, the single largest point drop in history and the second-largest percentage drop ever at 12.93 percent, an even greater crash than Black Monday (1929).
- March 17 – European leaders close the EU’s external and Schengen borders for at least 30 days in an effort to curb the COVID-19 pandemic.
- March 17 – The island of Luzon, the largest island of the Philippines, is placed under the enhanced community quarantine due to the coronavirus pandemic in the country.
- March 18 – The European Broadcasting Union announces that the Eurovision Song Contest 2020 will be cancelled due to COVID-19 in Europe, the first cancellation in the contest’s 64-year history.
- March 20 – The worldwide death toll from COVID-19 surpasses 10,000 as the total number of cases reaches a quarter of a million.
- March 20 – Smoke from Australian bushfires killed more people than the fires - 417 vs 33 according to new study published in “Medical Journal of Australia.”
- March 22 – A prison riot in Colombia, which was sparked by coronavirus fears, left 23 inmates dead and another 83 injured.
- March 24 – Indian PM Narendra Modi orders a 21 day lockdown for world’s second most populous country of 1.3 billion people.
- March 26 – Global COVID-19 cases reach 500,000, with nearly 23,000 deaths confirmed. American cases exceed all other countries, with 81,578 cases and 1,180 deaths.
- March 28 – North Korea launched an unidentified projectile off the coast of Japan. This is the sixth launch in the last month.
- March 30 – The price of Brent Crude Oil falls 9% to $23 per barrel, the lowest level since November 2002.
- March 30 – The International Olympic Committee and Japan suspend the 2020 Summer Olympics and are rescheduled for July 23 to August 8, 2021.
April
- April 2 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 1 million worldwide.
- April 5 – British Prime Minister Boris Johnson admitted to hospital suffering from coronavirus COVID-19.
- April 7 – Japan declares a state of emergency in response to COVID-19, and finalises a stimulus package worth 108 trillion yen (US$990 billion), equal to 20% of the country’s GDP.
- April 10 – The death toll from COVID-19 exceeds 100,000 globally.
- April 14 – The International Monetary Fund (IMF) says it expects the world economy to shrink 3%, the worst contraction since the Great Depression of the 1930s.
- April 14 – US President Donald Trump freezes funding for the World Health Organization pending a review, for mistakes in handling the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic and for being “China-centric”, prompting international criticism.
- April 15 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 2 million worldwide.
- April 16 – 22 million Americans have filed for unemployment in 4 weeks (5.2 million in the last week), wiping out 9 ½ years of job gains.
- April 20 – Oil prices reach a record low.
- April 25 – The global death toll from COVID-19 exceeds 200,000.
- April 27 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 3 million worldwide.
- April 28 – US Department of Defense releases three declassified videos of possible UFOs from 2004 and 2015.
- April 30 – British Captain Tom Moore, who raised more £30 million for the National Health Service walking in his garden, turns 100 and made an honorary colonel by the Queen.
May
- May 5 – The UK death toll from COVID-19 becomes the highest in Europe.
- May 6 – Irish organisation repays a 170 year old favor, raising over $2 million (to date) for US Navajo Nation and Hopi Reservation badly affected by coronavirus. In 1840s Choctaw Nation sent $170 to aid Irish potato famine.
- May 6 – Hungary has become the first EU member state to lose their democractic status according to the NGO Freedom House.
- May 10 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 4 million worldwide.
- May 12 – Gunmen storm a maternity hospital and kill 24 people, including two newborn babies, in Dashte Barchi, a majority-Shia neighborhood of Kabul, Afghanistan.
- May 13 – Every African country now has cases of coronavirus COVID-19.
- May 14 – The UN warns of a global mental health crisis caused by isolation, fear, uncertainty and economic turmoil.
- May 16 – 118-year old American department store JC Penney files for bankruptcy.
- May 19 – Greenhouse gas emissions dropped 17% worldwide in April 2020 when world was in lockdown, in study published in “Nature Climate Change.”
- May 19 – Two dams on Tittabawassee River in central Michigan breached by floodwaters, forcing evacuation of thousands of residents.
- May 21 – Cyclone Amphan makes landfall in eastern India and Bangladesh, killing over 100 people and forcing the evacuation of more than 4 million others. It causes over US$13 billion in damage, making it the costliest cyclone ever recorded in the North Indian Ocean.
- May 26 – George Floyd, an African-American man dies after he was handcuffed and lying face down on a city street during an arrest, Derek Chauvin, a white Minneapolis police officer kept his knee on Floyd’s neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds despite he was pleading for breath.
- May 26 – Costa Rica becomes the first Central American country to legalise same-sex marriage.
- May 26 – Twitter adds warning labels to warn about inaccuracies in US President Donald Trump’s tweets for the first time.
- May 26 – After a recording by a bystander about the arrest of George Floyd went viral the four officers who were present were fired. The same day a demonstrations and protests took place in the Minneapolis–Saint Paul area.
- May 27 – The Chinese National People’s Congress votes in favour of national security legislation that prevents subversion, terrorism, separatism and foreign interference in Hong Kong.
- May 27 – Spain begins 10 days of mourning for victims of COVID-19.
- May 28 – The United States Department of Justice released a joint statement with the FBI, saying they had made the investigation into George Floyd’s death “a top priority”.
- May 29 – Derek Chauvin was arrested and charged him with third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter, becoming the first white officer in Minnesota to be charged for the death of a black civilian.
- May 30 – The first crewed flight of the Dragon 2 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, the first manned spacecraft to take off from U.S. soil since 2011. The next day the spacecraft successfully reached the International Space Station (ISS).
- May 31 – Since May 26 over a 100 city in all 50 states in the US was held supporting those seeking justice for George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement, and speaking out against police brutality.
- May 31 – The hacktivist group Anonymous released a video after remaining silent for 3 years demanding justice for George Floyd.
- May 31 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 6 million worldwide.
What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch
Sure I’ll sum up.
So there was a very good peaceful protest by…. Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.
Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about news, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.
They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.
Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”
TURNS OUT.
ALL OF THIS.
WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.
Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.
Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.
ETA: OH AND AFTER THE FACT one of the CNN ppl said that the cops claimed they gave three warnings to the crowd to disperse. There were reporters literally in the crowd, and didn’t mention hearing anything along those lines and where as shocked as anyone when the crowd was forced to move. So they’re fucking lying.
The Bishop whose church he stood in front of issued a statement, this is real:
The President just used a Bible and one of the churches of my diocese as a backdrop for a message antithetical to the teachings of Jesus and everything that our church stands for. To do so, he sanctioned the use of tear gas by police officers in riot gear to clear the church yard.
I am outraged.
The President did not pray when he came to St. John’s; nor did he acknowledge the agony and sacred worth of people of color in our nation who rightfully demand an end to 400 years of systemic racism and white supremacy in our country.
We in the Diocese of Washington follow Jesus in His Way of Love. We aspire to be people of peace and advocates of justice. In no way do we support the President’s incendiary response to a wounded, grieving nation. In faithfulness to our Savior who lived a life of non-violence and sacrificial love, we align ourselves with those seeking justice for the death of George Floyd and countless others through the sacred act of peaceful protest.
Cops are killing unarmed black men at protests about cops killing unarmed black men. I’m fucking tired. I’m tired.
he used to feed his murderers for free
The cast of Cheaper By The Dozen made a video on TikTok and i’m literally sobbing
“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”
“i don’t know what to draw”
“i always mess up”
“BUT I SUCK”
LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.
Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.
I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?
Words of wisdom!
holy shit
dog im shouting
Well..
??????? Lol
Where? How? WHY?
My favorite things are when spectacular effprt is out into such stupid shit
Someone spent fucking days on this
The only difference between laziness and efficiency is whether the people judging you find what you’re doing useful or not.
Noot Noot
I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.













