littel-snail
ohdarnitripped
It’s time for YOU to listen to me.
1 guy - Just some guy
2 guys - The Blowjob Brothers
3 guys - The Three Musketeers
4 guys - Weezer
5 guys - Burger & Fries
6+ guys - There has been no record of this many guys existing in the same place at the same time, this theoretical group has been referred to as "squad" or "fam" by some speculative scientists
S T A R S ! This is my biggest piece yet (24”x32” I’m pretty sure) I made this guy for Artprize so if you’re in Grand Rapids, Michigan this fall check it out!!
watch out girl she'll chew u up
btw, so like I'm barely breaking even as the only fulltime employee at my drag bar's kitchen. If anybody was interested in sending tips, I made a kofi. Any gratuity helps me take care of myself and others <3
just for posterity, I'm a transfem living n working in Florida. I'd love to stay here bc we should be allowed to stay here without threat of being run out, wanna hold out as long as I can, but I do consider it in my interests to have a 'get the hell out of here' fund set aside in case I urgently do need to 'get the hell out of here'
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
we need a queer feminist retelling of breaking bad