life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

i really need tumblr to learn the concept of “if you physically cannot do this then this post is not talking about you” because jesus christ.

@a-spectacular-pigeon you get it.

it's a little concerning to me that people are earnestly pushing post-ironically for things like Girl Math and Girl Dinner (being bad at math and eating poorly prepared or cheap food), when the basis of those jokes was "ha, it's funny how absurd it is to be regressive like this if only for a moment."

to counteract this error, and because it is impossible to get everyone to stop doing something on the internet, i think we should instead begin pushing for things that can in no way be construed as something positive and slapping the "girl" neoprefix on it. this way, either the meaning is changed back to mean something that is absolutely not to be taken as a legitimate reflection of girls, OR people will stop using it because they don't want to be associated with acts of criminal negligence.

now if you'll excuse me, i've just cracked open a bottle of vodka and ive got some Girl Driving to do.

damn forgot that women being bad drivers is one of the modern OGs of misogyny

i'll take up some Girl Engineering instead

at the end of the day, no matter which side of usage for this meme you fall on, we can all agree that women should be able to do whatever they want, and that's all there is to it.

You know what… This really is one of the only alignment post that get the chaotic and lawful descriptors correctly aligned.

On the Lawful side: the two people who have to follow the recipes nearly exactly for the results they want - baking isn’t quite am exact measurements process but the margin of error for experiment is very, very thin. Tempering chocolate for use in structural works even more so.

On the Chaotic side: cooking and mixology where the margins of error for ingredients and portioning are so broad “whatever feels right” is almost never the wrong answer. The same recipe could be done a dozen different ways for a dozen different people and all of them would be a great outcome with minimal disaster in their wake.

This could also be an allegory for the difference between wizards (bakers) and sorcerers (cooks) - they’re all magic users (chefs), but the type of magic the weild and the source of their power is vastly different

You know, I was originally thinking that Dylan and Shiadanni should swap, but this convinced me they were properly placed, well done.

How is Dylan evil though? That’s either nonsense or worse.

Don’t look at it as a description of them personally, but rather the things they create. Dylan isn’t evil in a traditional sense, any more than the Tipsy Bartender is, but the things they create provoke a very visceral “Oh no what the fuck?!?!” sense of horror.

He’s called his own creations Abominations and War Crimes so i think he’d agree with this assessment

clownsona redraw something something Circus

Ths bishop’s twitter post

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

certified iconic post

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

cooldown yesterday/warmup today started as an exercise for [redacted mental health] but eventually just became 'drawing cat people in outfits i own' and well i like them . i might do more i might do them for every cat color i can think of. any pronouns work for any of them

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

To summarize: 1. Get uBlock Origin and make sure it's updated to the latest version. 2. Click on the gear icon to get to the dashboard, go to "Filter lists", and make sure that "uBlock filters - Quick fixes" is up to date

Repeat those steps any time you get another popup (google and uBlock are having an arms race right now so it might stop working at any moment), and if you have any more problems, read the reddit thread for troubleshooting advice

amen brother…

TO THE SKIES

has this been done yet (inspo)

imsorry girl i can't be toxic yuri with you. for my heart is too whimsical and joyous

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post