Reblogged slimetony

ampervadasz

I love babies . Born into a world of blurry towering entities that help you. You hear them talking and you’re like I want to do that too
She is terrified of watermarks
i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile
i won’t tell anyone i won the lottery, but there will be signs
Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence
Picking strawberries with a beautiful girl and I’m not even smiling I’m just picking the most strategic berries so we can leave and I can go answer emails
i put "....." in the end of my sentences to indicate that im staring longingly into the sunset as im writing them
it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR
she was cooking