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saisai-chan

thesassycat

You can only reblog this today.

askbombasticblake

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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conspicuouslad

keybladesoras

That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.

mageknight14

To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is

takashi0

Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab.

mageknight14

Here’s a copy and paste:

“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.

Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.

There are multiple tiers of Flare:

Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form

Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.

Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here

Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”

switch-up-snowfox

I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.

I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.

The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.

Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.

Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

mageknight14

Don’t fuck with the duck.

wheel-skellington

termytheantisocialbutterfly

More proof Donald Duck is the only true bae

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demilypyro

enderman

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

themysteriousmurasamecastle

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@lycaanroc

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durbikins

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

princessnijireiki

pileofknives

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

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animalrates

babyanimalgifs

Let him win

Source: babyanimalgifs

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demilypyro

latinexplains

After 20 painstaking years of research, Eva Ramon Gallegos, a Mexican scientist has finally developed a cure to eliminate 100 percent human papillomavirus and prevent the spread of cervical cancer among women. (x) (x) (x) Y’all they cured HPV

Yet Trump’s America wouldn’t want you to hear about this nor help it go mainstream

yanimodowey

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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raspberrychainsaw

Yo. This fucking roll of tracing paper has been in my family since for over 25 years. My dad used to be an architect and would let me use it to trace comic books and one time I used it to trace models in a Victoria’s secret magazine because I thought their underwear looked super cool but it came off as me looking like a horny little fucker and I got scolded for it. It’s been in my possession since his company went backrupt way back when and now I use it to dampen it my lightbulbs for my stupid radioactive cum world/hyperbolic time chamber photography that everyone keeps referring to as ‘white-hot’, but little do they know what the fuck goin on. Just thought I’d put this here for posterity, since there aren’t many tangible relics from my childhood left in my possession.

It’s only a matter of time before I stop caring about all the things that I used to hold dear to my heart.