MEH!!!

the Gentle Alien is unsure of how these peace talks are going

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

“it’s not fai-”

me:

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

if punching someone is called a knuckle sandwich then hitting someone with ur knee should be called kneesburger tha k you for your time!

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

my pet: *does anything*

me:

My mood right now

I need you both… to prove a point.

stabler ain’t even need a gun he had that fatty

he really had a gun just to mess with these clowns he ain’t need it

get whopped with this one time you’re OUT

I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

:/

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

I’m living

It’s like the direct opposite of this

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

Fris-bear

talented bear