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airplane doodles ✈

(via @seluvian​)

I’m trying to think up a response that even comes CLOSE to being as funny as this tag, but, for obvious reasons, I cannot

I think I will cause problems...

... for myself.

Today's Patreon cameo is Liaden Verelan, the summoner who is once again giving wise advice that I will never follow.

If you want a comic cameo, I have a cameo tier on my Patreon! Limited availability!

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

guysssss

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

Source

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

OP didn't know you can't ignore a will just because you think it's unfair that your brother's friend got more than family

Not the brother's friend, his partner

Sleeping on the job

(via)

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

retro alef

Jesus Christ lmao

he sucks at music

battle of wits 

“let people enjoy things” is about not making fun of peoples harmless interests and not making them feel dumb, insignificant or embarrassed for liking it. it’s not something you say whenever someone criticizes racism or queerphobia or misogyny or ableism etc in a work

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

You should be writing this down

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing