u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine
they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas
Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.
… Even that one time someone walked into a glass wall at apple?
The one where an 82 year old woman broke her nose because Apple hadn’t followed proper safety and building regulations. Where this same door that, again was violating safety codes, had already injured other guests and the store hadn’t fixed it. Because they wanted that sleek aesthetic.
Yes, even that one. (Also it was settled out of court and Apple paid her the money she asked for. So.)
The only exception is the guy who sued Redbull because it didn’t give him wings…
no that one too. red bull was sued because their marketing for all of time, including the slogan, gives off the idea that its a potent energy drink (which it isnt. i mean it has caffeine but not a Special amount.)
when asked, they doubled down, and constant marketing of something as an Energy Drink when its really not is false advertising.
of course when making Clicky Headlines, news sites reported it as
uh
this
What the fuck!?
lmao
id like to note a quick rule of thumb
if, in these types of “ridiculous” cases, the plaintiff wins against MegaCorp Inc. for a huge amount of money, whoevers telling this information is misrepresenting their case.
if that last one was actually about sprouting wings, redbull woulda just laughed it off, and the court wouldnt enforce anything
PROOF JOE BIDEN IS 6 MONTHS PREGNANT
and that's not all, i was also sent these via an encrypted telegram channel from my source in the secret service
i think someone's coming
"Content has been removed"
TUMBLR DOESN'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH
I got some of these be before they were removed
PLEASE boost they're trying to silence me
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"
“get a job” as an insult: piddlin. implies one’s value is determined by employment. feeds into capitalistic ideals
“get a hobby”: strong. cutting. implies that instead of feeding your soul and potentially creating something beautiful, you are here bothering me.
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Respect to those firefighters that is proper community bonding right there wholesome, that's one little guy that won't be treating them like fools and abusing them as they go about their business which seems a current UK trend
an important update:
Thank you gritty meme for that important addition.
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I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off
I just googled “Michigan Pothole”
IS THIS STATE OKAY??????
"Pothole" this is some silent hill shit what even the fuck.
Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man