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the everyday hubris of finding a tiny flaw in something that no one else is even likely to notice and fucking with it in an attempt to fix it until it’s so glaringly obvious that you regret ever touching it in the first place

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Acne vaguepost

i found out that Bill Gates once released a swarm of mosquitoes on a crowd to make a point about malaria

“There’s no reason only poor people should have the experience,” the billionaire said, before adding that the mosquitoes were not infectious.

Gates was making the compelling point that, even if an issue like malaria doesn’t directly affect you, you should still care. At that time, he noted, more money had been invested into researching hair loss drugs because, when it comes to baldness, “rich men are afflicted.” (x)

Also this: 

You can hear the pain and trauma in her voice so clearly. Far too many people can relate to this first hand.

Skye’s actions should inspire everyone to know their rights in their state when stopped by police and be ready when ‘called to action’ to end police brutality.

Bless her lion’s heart. 

all them cops, all them guns…on ONE, UNARMED black man. look how many came over to handcuff him. i’m sick watching this shit, bro. fuck 12.

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“My name is William not Suspect”

Source: twitter.com

Some things it is A-OK to say to your doctor:

  • No
  • Wait
  • Stop 
  • (These are full sentences! You do not need to say any more) 
  • I am not comfortable. 
  • I am not comfortable, I would like… 
  • you to wait a moment.
  • another person in the room. 
  • everyone else out of the room. 
  • a doctor/nurse of my same gender to preform this test/procedure. 
  • the person who came with me to this appointment in the room. 
  • you to explain everything before you begin. 
  • you to tell me what you are doing as you go. 
  • to do this another day. 
  • I want to get a second opinion before we proceed.
  • I don’t understand, please repeat that. 
  • I don’t understand, please explain more simply. 
  • Please say that slower/spell that, I want to do some research myself.
  • I would like to talk to [someone in my life, ie my parents to SO] before making this decision. 
  • No, I do not need to talk to [anyone] before making this decision, I am confidant on my own and am ready to proceed. 
  • What are the side effects of this medication/procedure? What are the potential complications? 
  • Why are you recommending/prescribing this specific thing? 
  • What other treatment options are there? Why are you choosing this?
  • Would your treatment plan be different if I were a man/woman older/younger had kids, etc? Why are you choosing this one then?
  • IS there anything I should know about this treatment you have not yet told me?  
  • I understand you say not to, but If I choose to do X, against medical advice, what risks am I running? (ie taking recreational drugs while on medication)
  • How much will this cost? 
  • Are there any less expensive options/tests we can run first? 
  • Is there a generic of this medication you can prescribe instead?
  • I think you are not understanding me, I said…
  • You are not listening to me, please let me finish describing my symptoms. 
  • You are not understanding how much pain I am in, let me clarify… 
  • I do not think it is anxiety/depression/my weight/etc, what else could it potentially be? 
  • I think by assuming it is anxiety/depression/my weight/etc you are ignoring some symptoms. Please listen again and let’s discuss what else it could be. 
  • Please write in my chart that you are not testing for X and why not. 
  • I am in enough pain/this is detrimental enough to my life that non-treatment is not an option. If you can not treat this/figure out what is wrong, to whom can you refer me?
  • Please write (or help me write) a summary of what we did today so I don’t forget 
  • What are our next steps? 
  • If [what you are recommending] is ineffective, what would my next steps be? What other doctor should I talk to? 
  • What is the best way to contact you if I have additional questions or issues? 

Remember, a doctor is a person YOU pay because they know a lot about bodies in general, to help you figure out whats best for YOUR body. It is still your body, not theirs! They know about medicine but you are the expert in your body. Don’t let them act like they own you. Don’t leave if you’ve still got questions, don’t stay if you’re uncomfortable, and feel free to insist on ANY information you want. 

ask questions, advocate for yourself. Be aware!!

Good list!

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no jokes about how just dance is still on wii. it is there for disabled people and rehab centers

y’know what yeah that makes sense

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active games have truly revolutionized rehabilitation and exercise. there are so many hospitals that have wiis. and retirement homes. old people will NOT stop bowling. painful exercise used to be boring and now people can rasputin to get stronger. it rocks

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon

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how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on