We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
*gets dumped once*
Shuttem down girls it’s over

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
*gets dumped once*
Shuttem down girls it’s over
tbh the real advice I’d give to anyone is, do shit alone. go to a museum & go at your own pace & leave the instant you’re done. go somewhere you’ve never been and just wander around, duck into & out of places as it pleases you. linger as long as you’d like.
wheres jake gyllenhaal
in our hearts
wish he was in my guts /:
sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse
DESGUSTENG
Is he cute or is he just 6’5…..in this essay I wil
you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands
I love that this post is both a really wide-eyed appreciation for the amazing time we live in and a really sarcastic passive-aggressive way to tell people to just fucking google shit
This post feels like my heart
Carne (Gaspar Noé, 1991)
is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag
My mom made this post
america’s funniest home videos was the original vine compilation
In honor of me approaching my first 6 months mark as a flight attendant, here are some highlights from my time in this job:
who give a shit
this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here
When you start feeling nostalgic for things you weren’t even enjoying while they were happening it’s like..could you get a little dumber if you tried
One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny