if ur like me and you love ur little mugs and ur nalgene bottle etc. but you suck at staying hydrated, maybe ur also like me in that you simply will not remember or have the executive function necessary to refill those the 2-3 times daily necessary to get ur needed water intake so let propose: The Big Glug

this baby is 50 oz fill it up twice and that’s more than the daily needed intake for many ppl. and still great for most ppl in general.

the Big Glug has changed my life. I have genuinely never been more hydrated ever. Ever. My sister insisted a Big Glug wouldn’t change anything for them. Bought one for them anyway. They’re now a Big Glug believer.

It doesn’t need to be this brand. Just get yourself any water bottle with a straw (so you skip the step of opening and closing it which also holds me back) that holds 40+ oz

The Big Glug will save you. Probably. Hopefully

Cedar stump

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

I was employed.

Reasons why people would be hotter with tails:

-needy bottoms lifting their tails to expose their holes like animals in heat

-shy bottoms covering their holes with their tails so you can move it aside

-grabbing them at the base of the tail to hold them still while you fuck them

-wrapping your tail around them in public as an act of ownership

- wrapping your tail around their head while they go down on you to keep them in place (especially if you're doing something unrelated with your hands)

-needy subs who's tails get twitchy when they're horny

-shy bottoms covering

their holes with their tails so you

can move it aside

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

For those of you who have read anything about journey to the west I would like to inform you that i(someone whose never heard of this book before) listened to my friends argue over a plot in the book that was referred to as the “the mpreg fantasy water”.

This book written in 16th china ( i think) had a whole ass plot where as I can explain the lesbian holy land of women and women only had magic river with pregnancy water because fuck men. Guy in this book took a dainty lol sip then oh wtf he was WITH CHILD but couldn’t have the damn thing and had to have a 16th centry abortion?

I watched as the people I have called my friends for over a year fell apart argueing on if the guy really was with child meanwhile I was violently whiplashed out of my relaxation hearing @vexbirdy yell “mpreg fantasy water”. This eventually devolved into us all VIOLENTLY debating on the technicalities of 16th centry mpreg fanfic wack a doodle shit infront of the entire advisory class. The teacher? Horrified. Nobody wanted to be associated with us in that moment.

Like things were HEATED. I was busy laughing a grave of my tears listening to this bullshit. Our school doesn’t have a debate club for a very good reason.

I procede to go to my moms after school, traumatized her laughing my ass off telling her about said debate, called @clodoveah to tell her about what happened which ended up with us LOSING. OUR. SHIT. We started theorizing about why the fuck anyone (sane or not) would make this apart of a plot of a “praised literature masterpiece” we came up with 2 theories:

Also we debated for 20 minutes on how a 16th centry abortion would work and how mpreg would just work in general. My poor mother could hear from the other room. Please keep in mind i have no context about the actual book, and i don’t want to I think summarizing it up like that is good enough for me.

Anyway, sorry for traumatizing you, thank you for coming to my MpregTalk, stay weird enough that nobody wants to associate with you B)

OH BESTIE TRUST ME THE WHOLE STORY IS EVEN BETTER ONE SEC

TO CONVINCE YOU TO WATCH THIS SUMMARY:

IT WASN'T JUST ONE GUY, IT WAS TWO

For those of you who have read anything about journey to the west I would like to inform you that i(someone whose never heard of this book before) listened to my friends argue over a plot in the book that was referred to as the “the mpreg fantasy water”.

This book written in 16th china ( i think) had a whole ass plot where as I can explain the lesbian holy land of women and women only had magic river with pregnancy water because fuck men. Guy in this book took a dainty lol sip then oh wtf he was WITH CHILD but couldn’t have the damn thing and had to have a 16th centry abortion?

I watched as the people I have called my friends for over a year fell apart argueing on if the guy really was with child meanwhile I was violently whiplashed out of my relaxation hearing @vexbirdy yell “mpreg fantasy water”. This eventually devolved into us all VIOLENTLY debating on the technicalities of 16th centry mpreg fanfic wack a doodle shit infront of the entire advisory class. The teacher? Horrified. Nobody wanted to be associated with us in that moment.

Like things were HEATED. I was busy laughing a grave of my tears listening to this bullshit. Our school doesn’t have a debate club for a very good reason.

I procede to go to my moms after school, traumatized her laughing my ass off telling her about said debate, called @clodoveah to tell her about what happened which ended up with us LOSING. OUR. SHIT. We started theorizing about why the fuck anyone (sane or not) would make this apart of a plot of a “praised literature masterpiece” we came up with 2 theories:

Also we debated for 20 minutes on how a 16th centry abortion would work and how mpreg would just work in general. My poor mother could hear from the other room. Please keep in mind i have no context about the actual book, and i don’t want to I think summarizing it up like that is good enough for me.

Anyway, sorry for traumatizing you, thank you for coming to my MpregTalk, stay weird enough that nobody wants to associate with you B)

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Yeah Witches vs Aliens refuses to let me write it.

Summaries:

Мечта о арбузивных отношениях с чернильной обезьяной... Мы бы отлично сошлись с учётом моей забитости и абсолютной несамостоятельности 👍🫠

I put on my clown wig every day and insist that MK is a little bit fucked up actually for a myriad of reasons

Lego Monkie Kid + Tweets!

the desire to create whilst my brain is void of ideas is leading me down twisted paths

I got tired

i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

So, further confirmation that Tang actually has powers and then Macaque losing himself to the Lady Bone Demon.

I feel like Tang either never really tried to use his powers, or he tried and never succeeded for some reason. Maybe something to do with MK? Or maybe his own mind not believing that he's capable of using them? Like he just needs to believe in himself?

And Macaboo. He's really going to have to try and stop Team Monkie if he wants to live. He's not going to succeed - bc there's 1 more season released and I'm pretty sure the Lady Bone Demon will be gone by the end of this season - but he's gonna get close.

Wait, what if he's the 1 on fire in the vision? Would they do that? *looks at everything that's happened in the series so far* Possibly. That'd be terrifying. But it could happen.

Hmmm... We'll see.

Ok, final 2 episodes tomorrow and the special on Saturday, sound good? Until then!

So, further confirmation that Tang actually has powers and then Macaque losing himself to the Lady Bone Demon.

I feel like Tang either never really tried to use his powers, or he tried and never succeeded for some reason. Maybe something to do with MK? Or maybe his own mind not believing that he's capable of using them? Like he just needs to believe in himself?

And Macaboo. He's really going to have to try and stop Team Monkie if he wants to live. He's not going to succeed - bc there's 1 more season released and I'm pretty sure the Lady Bone Demon will be gone by the end of this season - but he's gonna get close.

Wait, what if he's the 1 on fire in the vision? Would they do that? *looks at everything that's happened in the series so far* Possibly. That'd be terrifying. But it could happen.

Hmmm... We'll see.

Ok, final 2 episodes tomorrow and the special on Saturday, sound good? Until then!

Well, RIP Macaque. It was nice knowing you.