hi

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I feel so appreciated :3

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

IT’S HERE!!!

yall my world was just turned upside down i just found out the mongols used colors for directions and west was white and thats the best proposed theory for why belarus is called belarus ie white [west] russia

no thoughts head empty me and my bestie makin ass prints on haunted chairs

thank you for 5 years of entertainment, @buzzfeedunsolved 👻👽🔍

i’ve watched this show since the first season, and you guys never fail to make me laugh even through the scariest moments :’D i’m sad to see it go, but also so excited to watch the finale!

thanks for all the memes and mysteries. good luck with the new company @wearewatcher 👁👄👁

true crime version of this coming soon…?

yeah that checks out

how it started:

how it’s going:

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*From a second story window* IT'S THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY AGAIN!

I've seen real lamps less realistic than that fucking chocolate guy's lamp, he made a lamp that is more lamp than some lamps

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

"my stepdad's wife"

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

mad respect for our men in stem (sewing, tidying up, errand running, making dinner)

link to thread

well I’d like to see you look better after having your balls stolen Tatsu

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

It’s been a hot minute since i baked my weird bread 🦀

Crabohydrates…